this happened

If we ignore the situation and don’t push back, we get Mussolini. If we fight, if we hold him accountable at every step, maybe we can get Berlusconi instead. Still awful, but orders of magnitude less so.

We always knew it was hard to hack the results themselves. Voting machines aren’t even networked, for numerous good reasons. This is why we rightly scoffed at Donald Trump’s suggestion that actual fraudulent votes were going to swing the election in Hillary’s favor.

Okay, but the show appears to be set quite far into the future, maybe 100+ years from now. Who knows how much $40,000 is worth to these people?

I have a better idea: we build a giant wall around every major American city in Dumbfuckistan and just let the suburbs and rural areas fend for themselves. The majority of Americans live in cities, and the vast majority of cities vote Democratic.

Yeah, but... unfortunately, all of those 7 are Democrats. They’ve decided to cast a vote for someone other than Hillary, an alternate Republican that they think they may be able to sway some Republican electors to support. Only a few Republican electors that I’m aware of have voiced any concern whatsoever with casting…

Aren’t fedoras more of a Libertarian thing? Liberals are into beanies and wide-brimmed baseball caps with pot leaves on them.

They’re doing that... over on regular Deadspin. The Concourse is essentially a politics sub-blog now, so asking them not to write about politics is silly. And since it’s the closest thing us Gawker.com refugees have to the glory days of old... please don’t deny us this little concession. We need these scalding hot…

Okay, but what if he gets so bored he just pulls a Dubya and lets his ultra-religious nutjob of a Vice President run the county for 4-8 years? Or worse *shudder* Rudy Giuliani? Is that what we want? Somebody cheer this man up, dammit!

This just confirms my theory that while time travel will eventually be invented, we will only be able to use it to go forward.

Yes, definitely blame the millennials. Not the millions and millions of old white farts that voted for this fuck

Because the vast majority of smokers people are assholes and don’t give a damn about anyone else.

I still own it in Uplay, but fucking Ubisoft’s cloud lost my saves and I have to start over :(

Yeah, I enjoyed AC4. I never got to finish it and the plot seemed much more throwaway, but it was light-hearted and fun.

I’m sure it was fine gameplay-wise, if more of the same. But I was actually really into the story of the first few games. I heard “Desmond dies at the end” and “it’s incoherent” about AC3's plot, so I didn't pick it up. This is the first time I've seen the ending, and it looks like they were right.

Wow, what a load of nonsense. I really enjoyed AC1 and AC2, but I never got around to playing AC3. I'm glad I didn't waste my time.

And if you keep reading, the HillBots™ will swing you right back.

Bad comment.

Oh for fuck’s sake, just stop.

A liberal city in the Southwest... so, Santa Fe?