Yes, because the proper way to research and learn the "truth" is to go forth and read InfoWars articles and conspiracy forums. Never forget: everything you read on the Internet is true.

Thank you. I want to stick this in my Evernote and post it every time somebody spouts bullshit about Sandy Hook on the Internet. Do I have your permission to reproduce this, sir?

Isn't that the entire point of schadenfreude? Laughing at the pain of those who deserve it? The definition just says it's laughing at misfortune in general, but if you're laughing at someone who didn't deserve it, I think you're just engaging in "being a mean-spirited bastard".

This shit is all over CNN, ESPN, SI, Bleacher Report, etc etc etc, and I haven't read a single article yet that has even mentioned a counterpoint to Te'o's story. They're just repeating his PR word-for-word and acting as if it's completely obvious that his explanation is the truth.

I hope you're right.

Well, this isn't shameless at all.

Oh, shit, guys. You're blowing up CNN's front page right now.

Yea, Manti. That clears things up real good.

A Compaq something-or-other, running Windows 98. I used it when it was my mom's for years, and then they gave it to me as my first computer. It had 1GB of hard drive space (*very* frustrating for a boy trying to install Flight Simulator) and low specs even for the time, but it did word processing so I could write my…

You're probably better off just smoking some crystal meth, or something.

I use a little app called PC Monitor, which lets you use an Android or iOS phone to control all sorts of neat little commands from their excellent app, including shutt down/sleep/wake on LAN. You have to go into the BIOS to enable the WOL functionality if it's not enabled by default, but I love using the app to…

I never used Proactiv because it was so expensive compared to the identically-composed generic stuff, but man alive, those "regimens" are horrible. They stink, make your face sensitive and sting-y, stain all your pillows and towels and, for me, they just don't work. I'm sure it's effective for some people, but I had…

I laughed too hard at this

Why? You have a strict moral obligation to pirate all your content whenever possible?

CloudApp, SkipTunes, Evernote, Fantastical, gfxcardstatus, CleanMyDrive. The three dots is Bartender, which keeps non-essential Apple stuff out of the way and holds a few additional apps like Insomnia X.

Does it block this site? Because... I waste a lot of time on Gawker sites.

Gee, I guess all those sustainable, environmentally-friendly, ethically-minded, green-tastic Lush cosmetics I ordered for the ladies in my life this season were actually *tainted by corporate malfeasance!* Gonna go cuddle up in my artisanal blanket and drink locally-grown coffee out of my handmade ceramic cup now.

What did he say that made you react that way?

Sure did. Vector Marketing- look it up. Nasty, nasty scam junk. Not sure if it qualifies as a real job offer, even. I had a five minute conversation with a "receptionist", decided it sounded fishy and Googled the company. Thank goodness.

But here's the thing- there are two major platforms on the market which are fully native and run as close to "bare metal" as possible. Both of them have response times so quick that they're imperceptible. I have yet to hear "lag" leveled as a criticism against any WP8 device or iOS6 on the two latest iPhones. It's…