Right, because Jerry Seinfeld is known for his offensive rants.

If you read the entirety of Seinfeld’s comments, they’re not radical or even unreasonable.

I have never been a Seinfeld fan, but I must say the man looks extraordinarily great to be 70.

Weird how a guy who co-created one of, if not the most successful sitcom of all time gets so much access.

I mean, it’s a big action comedy with lots of neat looking setpieces, surely it plays better on a big screen right?

Any cameos from the Crunch Enhancer? It’s a non nutritive cereal varnish.  Semi-permeable, but not osmotic.

We finally get the Hot Pocket movie we’ve all been clamouring for. ·

Try though she might, I guess Kristen Stewart just can’t get away from vampires in the end.

huh. I almost didn’t recognize her.

I would not watch a movie where Pauly Shore plays Richard Simmons, but I would watch a movie where Richard Simmons makes Pauly Shore cry.

Also — Annie Potts is 71 years old?!? I’m guessing there’s a painting somewhere getting older and uglier as the days pass. 

“Dalrymple, or “Slumpo” as his friends and well-wishers affectionately referred to him”.

Honestly, gym was rarely sweat inducing, and I went to school in Florida. We still changed in to and out of gym clothes, but in my high school, you only needed two semesters of a gym class, and I think in both of them, I had to do like ten minutes of activity before I sat down in the bleachers and either read or…

I think every millennial has now had a moment of surreal horror that Homer Simpson was supposed to be 36.

Look, this is stupid all around, but at least be consistent:

the only decent article i’ve read is about how the writers plow over one of the darker moments in the show’s history (homer learning the guy wanted to be part of the gang at moe’s and they were too oblivious/self centered to realize it) with the rest of the episode being a goofy adventure to find his treasure or…

what the fuck is going on? like multiple outlets are reporting on this bullshit. i guess they killed off this character in the latest simpsons episode and there’s some astroturfed media campaign trying to pretend fans actually give a shit about it?

... the fuck is this?

Dismukes seems to really be staking his claim to the glue-guy role during this most recent season.

Beck Bennett was the glue guy, in the same mold that had previously been filled by Jason Sudeikis and now seems to be coalescing around either James Austin Johnson or maybe Andrew Dismukes.  Sometimes the loony one in the skit, but most often the straight man reacting to what the christ is going on around him.