I think “Tim Whatley, DDS” as a series would work wonders, and is what we all need.

Muniz doesn’t have that severe brain damage - that whole thing was wildly overstated which Muniz himself has confirmed recently. And saying that someone is likely to be a sex predator because they are related to a sex predator is flat-out ridiculous.

He’s bad.

Damn, he has been one of, if not, THE best rock guitarist effin’ ever. I haz a sad. 

After a Short Round of questions, it was decided we needed more Data!

In his acceptance speech last night I legitimately wondered if he was doing it in character. It was so bizarre, especially if you listen to clips of him pre-Elvis, because he sounds like a totally different person. I also don’t buy his “DNA” explanation. I’ve known Americans who have lived in the UK for decades and…

Somebody brings up a Goonies 2 every few years, and it never happens.
But that’s OK, because this is not a franchise you can revisit.  Either you’re doing the original cast but they’re all in their early 50s, which isn’t nearly as much fun, or you do one of those things where it’s the children of the original cast and…

Naw, the prequel’s about the shark he eventually jumps.

I’ve heard of this intellectual property! Now is the perfect time to jump in on that nostalgia for 70s nostalgia for the 50s!

He landed on his stomach in that volcano. Surely “Lil’ Annie” must’ve gotten a wee bit singed.

I didn’t think Elizabeth Warren was that old!

Are you sure that is true?   The Disney movie didn’t mention any of that.   Wouldn’t her singing raccoon friend have saved her? 

Nobody tell Trump

“As Gates vocalizes in the episode, a relation to Pocahontas was a little bit of a Norton legend.”

This is unacceptable.

the character “Baba Wawa,” mocked Walter’s speech impediment

Chuck D admitted he was wrong and walked that statement back

Whilst quoting the immortal Chuck D can only be applauded... he was wrong about Elvis and also significantly wronger about Farrakhan.

That 64 to 66 gap (aka the Beatles came and put Elvis into the retro category - although he really did it to himself listening to the Colonel and making those shitty movies) really stands out.