Fuck, they could have hired me, my muscle memory needs no adjustment to play shit wrong.

When I was a kid, my dad owned a landscaping company on Long Island and he and his crew did some work for Ralph Macchio. He said he and his wife were super nice. He said Ralph was driving the Karate Kid car. Also, Phyllis brought them iced tea.

The thing is, you could genuinely picture teenage kids like B&B walking around and existing in real life in the 90s. Nowadays it’s like...15-year-olds obsessed with AC/DC and Metallica? Kids sitting around watching TV all day as opposed to being on TikTok or whatever? Not a chance.

The one thing I am certain of in a KotH revival is that Dale would not be a QAnon guy - too mainstream and too ugly. They always did a good job of ensuring that Dale’s conspiracy theories started from a “real” place, but they inevitably spun out into the character’s own unique level of fringe.

This site can only cover so many subjects. If they took the time to write Cobra Kai recaps, we might miss out on articles about Al from Home Improvement not selling NFTs.

At least Joseph got to level up from creep to gangly creep.

Wonder if Mike Judge didn’t get or didn’t want that deal? I feel like he might be good with occasionally revisiting these characters but not want to devote the next decade of his life to them.

I’d hate to be this guy’s monkey wrench.

Load up on puns, bring your friends

Paying $15 to see a movie starring Jared Leto does feel like a particularly cruel April Fools prank.

It’s hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.

Can youah believeah the nerve ona this guy?

He claimed the picture said Rape Me, but really he owes the band all apologies.

The sarlacc taking 1000 years to digest its prey has always been ridiculous and what would it matter if it did because unless you’re an immortal who doesn’t require food or water you’re not going to experience 1000 years of being digested. That stormtrooper appeared to be dead so it seems like the showrunners realized…

Never been a fan of expanded Star universes either in Wars or Trek form. I am actually very happy with Disney’s stewardship of Star Wars so far, even if the last two of the trilogy movies had their issues. I think Daisy Ridley saved the whole thing by managing to turn Rey into a really compelling character. It was a…

I use mine for s’mores. 

The galaxy’s whitest dentures.

I think it would have come off a little better if the episode had started with a slow pan over the landscape, coming to rest on the quiescent ruins of Jabba’s sail barge. Stillness for a moment. Then a big-ass explosion from the mouth and Fett comes rocketing out haphazardly, crashes to the ground, and passes out.

I’m receiving a transmission from some sort of...man clad in iron.