The AV Club has rioted for less. 

It's been updated again for August! 

I appreciate the explanation, but I knew what he meant. My joke was poking fun at the weird phrasing and deliberately misinterpreting it. Cheers!

He thinks God is 5'3" and 300 pounds?! And he thinks God shouldn't be using taxpayer money to buy fudge rounds. Show a little respect, fella. That's the creator of the universe you're taking about. 

Are you sure you haven't seen the movie?

No American Pie?! Wait til you see what happens to the pie!

I didn't want to be indiscreet. 

A “hoax-cum-scam” sounds like the sort of verbal defense Rudy Giulliani and Tubby Former Guy would use in the media following another conspiratorial debacle. 

My wiiiife! 

*peeks at article*

Since I couldn’t comment on the article on NC 17 movies released since 2000, I’ll do it here. Lazy AV Club Bot! You’re just copying descriptions from IMDB now? But congratulations on publishing two articles today! 

I can't dig iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Add her to the long list of things that ruined Star Wars. But you’re right. CGI Luke came first.

Is this a reference to The Jamie Kennedy Experiment? You just got X’ed!

And she ruined The Mandalorian! 

Could we expand this list of 15 to perhaps 20 and include Big Top Pee-Wee and several other mentioned here, or is the internet running out of space? 15 then? You sure? Alright. But this isn’t going to make you any friends at the Playhouse.

I liked her too. Sometimes you can trust that a person has a full life outside of their interactions with you. Claire can be a kickass ER doc and still have that part of her that has an adolescent crush on a friend from the old neighborhood. And we can allow Carmy, whose aloofness, focus, and fear of getting close…

For Fak's Sake!

Blake Bortles!

Nothing against this show, but review some more fucking shows, why don’t you?