I hope I don't slip on the Flo' when I get out of the shower.

The smell was Pughtrid. 

I thought it up while I was on the toilet taking a Pughp. 

Somehow, Luke Skywalker returned! 

You’re gonna hate me for this, but what if, when they fired their blasters, they went, “Pugh! Pugh! Pugh!”

What about The Jedi Texteses?

Their townhouse was a very very very fine townhouse.

So it's time to smooch KISS goodbye? 

I liked it. 

I doubt it’s the last we’ll hear of Don’t Worry Darling. We’ve seen this story’s early and late childhood development. Now it’s entering Pughberty. 

Her?

I couldn't Cara less! 

What I'm tired. My brother's name is Robert. My wife doesn't like me. 

Dana Carvey played both Bush and Ross Perot in a debate sketch in 91/92 era. They could make it work, but hopefully Trump won't be a serious candidate by that point. 

Some people started watching it not knowing what it was

Was it at a Springsteen concert?

Costner? I can barely afford ‘er!

He’s simply Wilde about Oscar!

They should try to sound more like Dawes.

It’s about f*ckin’ time you give us a new article on Florence Pugh! Me and my fellow Pughkeheads (our name is still under dispute. Some of us wanna be referred to as Flo-ridaz) have been waiting forever.