I’d go back, but only for the babes. 

WheI grow up, I want to be a Star War. 

I was addressing the royal y’all (Marvel, you bastards!)... or maybe I’m lazy and wasn’t paying attention. Point taken. I erred on the side of not shooting the messenger. I give less of a fudge than I'm portraying myself as giving. I'll still see the movie! 

Maaaan, eff da multiverse. Your movies are too busy, visually, have too many characters, and too much plot. And now I’m supposed to keep track of a multiverse at every turn?

Ben Platt always looks like he’s wearing a Ben Platt mask. 

Larry Wilmore. 

Bill....makin' copies...

Thank you for reintroducing coverage of Don’t Worry Darling. You can’t just give 46 articles one month and then deprive me the next. I want total coverage all the time! For instance, what does Florence Pugh think of Olivia Wilde’s make-up and hair in that photo?

Always. 

This may be angood time to announce that I'm bowing out of Oscar contention. 

Ermahgerd Gersberms!

The Tom Hanks one was beautifully worded. "in which he often dressed like a woman..." Understated yet provocative. 

“Two of the Beatles Main Songwriters Didn’t Get Along. Ringo Sets the Record Straight"...

Glad Christian didn't Bale on the project due to his salary. 

Maris is hot!

Gimme Timothy Busfield or give me nothing! 

I’m just here to say I hate your autoplay feature. It's not welcome on my phone. 

But they've got a new logo!

Tarzan'll make the kids go ape, man! 

For me, it was all about the “Rye or the Kaiser."