The hell you say!

Two chili pots one cup? 

Have you heard of The Office? It’s this very popular, often mediocre show that was on network TV 8 years ago that I just discovered. Hahaha Michael is a bad boss. I’m a Jim and Pam shipper! Dwight Schrute was the Ron Swanson of his generation! 

Three. One that works. 

Good ol Toad Venom Mike!

How about BAAB? Or maybe they should just try spelling ABBA backwards. 

I pronounce it exactly like you do. 

Who's going to play Astaire's forehead?

Hmmm. Two is a coincidence. Three is a pattern. Who are we overlooking? 

Loved Norm Macdonald’s Dole, but there was none better than Robert Smigel on Conan. Just his interjection of “Dole!” Could make me crack up.

Well, the guy did turn put to be a racist TFG supporter and Joe Rogan podcast listener.

I hate to be that guy, but it's pronounced *gif*. 

I knew a dude in college who got high off Robitussin and watched Freddy Got Fingered 3 times in a row. Remarkably, he still graduated. 

I remember when a dime bag cost a dime.

We've got a really big chin tonight!

I like the cut of your jib, son.

Sounds like Brittney’s being a Christina NAGuilera!

I bought some Hanks DNA for my own cloning experiment (a Tom Hanks clone army!). You can imagine my disappointment when I started churning out Chets.

I don't know if I'm ludicrous or ecstatic! 

Not in our hearts, bro.