He'd be great!

Would you say his job as executive producer is also in... Jeopardy? 

He’s Batman.

Don't be ridiculous. 

I felt her friendship with Rosie was ... riveting. 

Now he's a has-bean!

Whatever you do, don’t start asking confused questions. That’s what Jeopardy! wants.

You’re wrong about Faber!

Is there an alternate universe where Joe Piscopo played the Joker?! 

Heh heh. Waitit. 

Whoa! Etc.

What the Durst?! That’s your new catchphrase, internet. 

When I was a kid, I vowed to eat all the candy ever made and be the president of the world and to live in a house made of trampolines. 

What a load of crap!

I had my money on Tito Puente. 

I too have given watching the Olympics my best shot. From the disjointed coverage, the constant spoilers showing up on my phone 17 hours before the event airs on TV and the near constant coverage of volleyball in all its formats, I’ve run out of steam.

Bring back pink eye!

When words reconfigured have your been, sound as good you will not hmm?

The Truman Show for the Fortnite age?! I was hoping it would be more like an Ed TV for the TikTok era!

Good one, TikTok-ers! Now do frozen diarrhea.