“In which Barbara Bush reveals Laura Bush ... is a rastafarian”

You sit there and talks about respect for the nation, the flag, the troops.

Gee... I wonder why someone who will one day inherit money from her father is trying to push for this tax reform that will ease up on inheritance tax...

Just like child rape, there is only one valid defense to having sex with someone in police custody -

“But why don’t women come forward????”

But can you tell me which direction the NRA contingent needs to shoot to stop the hurricane?

I say we start a GoFundMe for them, fly them to Rhode Island on our dime, and encourage them to speak anyway. What’s Pruitt going to do? Fire them? What for? What would be the grounds for that? Sometimes externalizing these death-dealing fuckers’ decisions can bring a healthy light to the craziness that’s being…

Good. I am sick and tired of left-wing eggheads pushing their biased “save the planet” agenda.

Thanks, I should try harder to get the vernacular right.

Does the fact that I want to punch her in her stupid shit eating fucking face make me a bully?

“Marry a rich guy.”

No bullying!

Helpful advice from the Trumps: “You know, other kids wouldn’t bully you if you weren’t so weird in the first place. Can’t you just try to be normal?”. it’ either that, or she wants to crack down on kids sending mean messages to her husband.

I am anxiously awaiting Fox News’ take on this.

This is up there with Nancy Reagan’s Just Say No campaign in terms of insultingly simplistic sloganeering approaches to thorny (seemingly intractable) problems. And Melania brings hypocrisy to the table as well.

Betsy n’ Melania’s tips 4 being popular:

This is peak hypocrisy. One woman is married to a bully who abuses his power every chance he gets and absolutely has to try and tear down anyone who criticizes him, the other woman has set out to destroy any child who isn’t a white Protestant who comes from a family with money.

Nah, he’s fully Trump’s creature.