The President and a few close advisers know exactly what he meant by pretending to pass out.

He’s won lots of awards. The best awards. People are saying. So many awards, you won’t believe it.

The only party who should have pulled out was Fred Trump.

The problem with tackling climate change in this country is that the whole exercise has been wussified and so there’s no buy-in from real, red-blooded, Bud Lighted, Americans.

Trump only wants to reverse what was already placed, just to show everyone that he can, there will never be any replacement.

What a dumbfuck

I think the whole “renegotiation” thingie = I want bribes.

The least they could have done was go rogue and play REM’s “It’s the End of the World as We Know It” in their Muzak way.

Play Free Bird!

That speech had the unmistakable smug Stephen Miller style all over it (except when Trump - clearly reading it for the first time - went off script to agree with what he was saying).

Some men can’t be bullied, reasoned, or Bargained with.

What a bunch of fucking dumbasses. The Titanic sank because of an iceberg. Trump is pulling us out of this Paris thing so that we never have to worry about hitting an iceberg again. SMH

1) articles that are essentially a series of screenshots of fucking tweets are the laziest fucking thing ever and I wish it would stop as it also takes forever for the page to load

This makes me want to visit Texas (never been) just to watch a movie there! And I live in freakin’ Canada! You guys rock.

1. The Austin mayor is awesome.

I fully endorse the boycott. People like that should 1000% stay the fuck out of Austin. And then it’ll be nice for the rest of us!

Jesus H. Christ. As an Austinite, I’m just glad this is the news coming out of the city right now, standing up for women’s rights with our bad ass mayor, taking a second to pause from all the other dumbass shit that’s been happening here in the legislature.

...but barron was absolutely giddy when daddy said ‘I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody...’ no problemo.

Don’t forget about the new provision that was just discovered in Trumpcare today - it would allow any company to deny coverage for birth control for any moral or religious reason.

CNN fired Kathy Griffin for one controversy. Just remember CNN was the first network to air Trump’s fascist rallies unabridged. Once again you can’t fail if you are a white heterosexual male.