Douche move

Taylor is the new Gene Simmons

Even with that solid opening act of Ben Carson? He usually gets the crowd super jacked up.

This times a million!!

Oh Dump just pardoned Sheriff Joe, too

Listening on the radio they said Rockport was going to get hit real hard. Hopefully everyone gets out.

I live in Austin and watching the local news this morning of them taking the statues down. There was like 10 people out watching them come down.

Sorry, but now he’s a dope? Please. This shit bag hasn’t had ONE policy since day one. Oh he’s got a bunch of plans and shit he’s going to tell us about at some point in fucking time.

Dude, Pence was totally right! Dump is just like Roosevelt. It’s uncanny

He also said it was 25 years, now its 35 years. He can’t keep his bullshit straight.

“In its first incarnation, MTV Unpugged featured artists like Mariah Carey, Nirvana, Eric Clapton and Jay-Z”

You forgot the Basket of Deplorables.

Also when he sits there with arms folded and all fucking pouty.

Or Russia

“a list of 20 high-profile bills that failed to pass in the regular session that the governor is hoping will pass during the state legislature’s special session.”

I hope “When you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head, you know, the way you put their hand over, like, don’t hit their head and they’ve just killed somebody. Don’t hit their head. I said, you can take the hand away, okay?”

He wanted her to get an abortion? Hahahahahaha!!!!

Nazi’s are bad, um kay

Just on the actual hair cutting side of things. Pro tip: never pay someone to shave your head. Buy a shaver at the drugstore for 20 bux and you’ll have years of shaved heads to come. I haven’t paid for a haircut in 30 years I tell ya what.

Boop!