I lost my shit when I saw her sitting next to Merkel the other day.

Looks like a shitty flannel dingleberry stuck on an asshole.

16 likes?

The WH sounds like a bunch of paranoid coke heads

No, you’re just slightly less awful than heroin you troll

I can’t wait to get home tonight!! Buckle up, Steve

2017 the year of “you thought I meant what I said?”

So full of mercy, I feel so much better now

Hey Pam, It’s hard to be proven guilty when you hide from the law like a puss.

I listen to Spiceless give his bullshit briefings quite often. I had to choke back my breakfast when the room laughed at his remarks on the jobs numbers. Why the fuck are you laughing? This shit is not funny.

Fuck those dudes!

Lock him up!

Dolla Dolla bills, y’all!

I had the biggest inauguration ever, period. 

“$10,000 each to 10 public schools”

This dude is coo coo for Cocoa Puffs

No thanks

I’m 46 and pretty excited for At The Drive Ins new album and their tour coming here to Austin.

Have you seen what these computer things can do? The fake media obviously shopped the photo and took out all my wonderful supporters. Barron told me this was possible, he knows everything about computers.