Fuck Off!!!

They should call it Spacebook and become rich

Thanks a lot you dicks!

Is it a “selfie” if you’re not holding the camera?

Burning Love is the best!!

No you won’t

Mr. Accountability

Sarah will be at Jimbo’s Chuckle Hut in Cedar Rapids on the 28th.

People who hate so much, hate themselves even more.

Finally a reason to go to Vegas

This shit cray!

Best thing about moving from LA, not having to hear or look at Sam Rubin’s stupid face.

I’ve been wondering for years how this no talent hack even has a career on television.

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

These Motherfuckers love to say that if people treated their email like Hillz they would be fired from their job.

He cheated on his wife with someone he was in a movie with...

Hey, Chump. You’re FAT!

Lyan, please go away.

The Wife and I were in Seattle last week and was excited by their “pinball museum”. So we took a cab there and peeped in the window at about maybe 15-20 machines and bailed. They had a flat admission fee which was kind of cool. But, we have a joint here in Austin called Pinballz that has at least 100 machines so I’m a…

Oh I'm sure Ivanka has some shit that costs more than Hills coat.