There is no reality in the world in which Sanders would have been asked to be VP. Do you really think he’d play a good soldier, back up Hillary in public every time he’s asked and spend most of his times doing state occasions Obama’s too busy for?

Kaine is why you’re staying in Paris? I sort of think you just want to stay in Paris and you’re looking for an excuse.

NCer here: I applaud the NBA for taking a stand. And at this rate, if Pat McCrory was hit by a truck, I’d complain about the amount of tire tread wasted on the accident. He and his cronies have been an unmitigated disaster for our state.

Pat McCrory, President of the Confederate States of America.

Charlottean here. Our state is a damn joke right now, but Jeff Jackson is the fucking bomb. Glad we’ve got some normal voices bellowing from the depths of hell up there in Raleigh.

How often do you have a scenario where a Crying Jordan actually represents Michael Jordan and the possibility of him crying?

My offering of acceptable RNC press attire:

As long as it meets Josh’s standards, amiright?

LOL, sure, because everyone else there is dressed so professionally.

Ok. Please do not mistake this as support of any kind for Trump or RNC silliness. And I am a firm believer that women face sexism with attire every single day.

She plagiarized Michelle Obama and rickrolled the RNC. I’m convinced that her speech writer is a 100% Grade A Troll. And I love them.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

Between this and the Trump/Pence logo, I am now convinced that there is a maybe not-so-small group of Republican operatives secretly trying to bring down Trump from the inside.

Now I'm dying to know who wrote the speech for her. Did they seriously think they could just slip that by?!

Just when I think the Trump campaign can’t be any more absurd...

This actually makes me feel bad for Melania. No way she was actually aware of this. Donald probably gave her the speech in its entirety. And now we all get to literally compare her with Michelle, one of the best First Ladies in history.

Indiana makes it illegal for the state to carry debt, so . . . you sure are fucking dumb.

Remember he balanced the budget by doing things like cutting funding for HIV/AIDS treatment and prevention which lead to a massive HIV crisis in the state of Indiana.

Okay, so a balanced budget in his state? Great. So we’re clear, 49 states require balanced budgets. So . . . congratulations, Mike Pence?