they could easily be millionaires by now

Oh fuck off. What, they could have joined Activision and gotten laid off while the company reported record profits?

Ehh, I get what you’re saying, but frankly, it would be wasting talent for Tarn to work for some big developer.  Dwarf Fortress is a gem of a game, and it’s procedural elements could easily end up being the future of gaming.  For art and industry, you need outsiders making outlier products to have breakthroughs and…

I think it is interesting that there have been multiplayer games in the vein of Battlefield popping up the past few years.

It is almost like the Battlefield community isn’t satisfied with the latest installments, and are starting to look elsewhere to get that classic quality Battlefield gameplay.

Personally as a fan,…

That image at the top and the title misled me. I though it was a Battlefield like game with 80s visual style.

you only get that playing as the CIA faction

Cocaine powerups or nothing....

“What is this artsy fartsy crap? We can’t have the asshole with the mustache win at the end.”

It's one of my personal favorites. Like you said it's perfect-- I'll just add that all the meta moments and fourth wall-breaking were a delight at a time that sort of thing was rare. 

Wayne’s World is a perfect movie. Every scene is funny and full of random flourishes (multiple endings), cinematic devices (focus pulls) and vignettes (Garth drum solo) that is clearly the work of an incredible director. There’s a reason why the sequel wasn’t nearly as good. 

In a game where you have like twenty levels of health upgrades, almost as many stamina upgrades, the ability to buy/craft/discover better and better armor and gear, gear and weapons strewn around the overworld that naturally gets better as you go along, a master sword to earn, four unique new abilities to acquire from…

Imagine fucking a PR bit so badly that you have to say this:

For fuck’s sakes.

Tucker Carlson’s thoughtful expression always looks like he’s watching two dogs 69ing off in the distance

He seems like he knows what he's talking about and is confident. You think being smart is arrogant?

The term ‘fag’ is widely used as a general insult and often-times when it’s used, it’s not targeting that specific group of people.

It’s an insult because it’s calling the target gay. Its use is inherently homophobic.

It had goombas, chainchomps, a Yoshi doll and even a Kirby enemy and it was amazing

“The original felt kind of moody and dark. Mysterious, even.”
Well, it really didnt. Walking around with a BOWOW, and many more weird crazy stuff, like Goombas and yoshi doll that you could win. The game had a weird happy vibe. They really nailed it with graphics in my opinion. It’s not my favorite graphics or…

You can tell how old people are by the reaction to this announcement. “WHAT? GOOMBAS IN MY ZELDA GAME?” Yes.  It happened. And it was glorious.