While you’re in the mood we might as well get the rest of these out of the way: the easter bunny is a sham, santa claus is just your dad in a red robe, and your girlfriend is never actually “just fine”.

10/10 stuck the landing

I may be missing something here...

How is the argument that “the speedometer added in post processing uses speed readings from the GPS”...

...support for an argument that “they lied about the time it took to drive in a circle”

Speedometers and Clocks are...well...different things. I mean...can’t we see the GPS time…

You don’t need a special tool to talk to a vagina.

That’s not the price, that is just the current bid. That thing will go for way over 30k.

You’re welcome, snowflake

Wut? My new Chally isn’t ‘Mericun?

Then I realized the market for new sports cars is small

What if, and I’m just spitballing here, you just don’t click the link

Sir, this is Jalopnik. We won’t buy it even if we love it. We’re going to wait until 5 years after it’s discontinued to buy it. Then lament that the buyers didn’t buy the packages that we wanted.

Because fuck Trump. And fuck you

How hard can it be to make a car drive itself. I know I’ve gotten home safely after thousands of blackouts and no idea how I got there. So who was driving? A ghost?

Essentially, they are subsidizing the fares that passengers are paying to pay the drivers. They offer lots of promotions ($50 in free fares if you sign up, or half price rides for the week) in order to acquire customers or keep them, but they still have to pay the drivers.

Im so confused. Please tell me more. How do you sell someone a car that is, at that moment, in flames?

Or bang her.

Is she hot?

Marketing major?

You’re clearly not optimizing operational efficiencies by aligning stakeholders across multiple verticles.

No no. You have to learn from her comrade

Your choice of “Cmd” instead of “Ctrl” made that clear.