The Diaz brothers are honest assholes (i.e. they don’t know any better).

McGregor is the Donald Trump of the UFC. He’s a showman who knows how to play the game.

There is a vast difference between assholes who are just assholes and someone playing at being an asshole. I don’t find fault with the former, I bristle at the…

They need to put him through the Craig James’s kid protocol and just lock him in a shed between practices. Though at this point, it seems the Manziel story is more likely to end the way Craig James’s time in college did.

I’m not trying to make a judgment call, but since he basically just admitted to trying to intentionally injure another player, isn’t it likely he’ll face some sort of suspension now?

What if teams could stockpile penalty yardage and cash it in later in the game? You could have a 4th-and-long in the fourth quarter and then redeem your 15-yard personal foul from the first quarter. I feel like most Head Coaches’ heads would explode.

oh noes an athlete had a normal human reaction to a heartbreaking loss

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

Thankfully Carson is the mentally tough one in the Palmer family. His brother Jordan is probably crying though.

Rural Carolinians were initially bummed to hear Superman had once again humiliated Aryans.

Superman does have a worthy opponent

Normal

I can believe that if the 2003 internet was going to share one thing and one thing only, it would be an ASCII version of the matrix.

“... and the banned is on the field!”

“Meesa gotta be protectin’ the Shield!” - Rar-Jar Goodell

He probably knows who his daughter is though.

“John, I’m you from the future.”

“Yeah fuck this kid.”

FLIPFLOPS BAZINGAS