Eat shit, Miserable Shitface. U suck.

Not cool bro, we all know she’s fat. You don't need to call her heavy on the Internet.

Man up, pussy

I enjoy him. Fuck u, jealous bitch.

“Yeah, was it a mistake to be a slimy, self-righteous prick to the judge?”

“Hi, I posted illegal sex videos of Hulk Hogan online and now they’re taking my company and all my money!!”

Albert, I dislike u

He correctly picked the Pistons over the Lakers with Malone and Gary Payton. He was the only one.

Sources: I make shit up

Chris, you suck at writing and life. Your face is stupid and I want to punch it

Tayshaun’s was better.

And yes, the better you were, the best the computer got. The computer got pretty damn good. Not good enough.

Fuck you I was the master at Zanac. I routinely beat that shit. You had to get the super lasers or the extra 8 power ups then tear shit up.

I got to the final boss and then died on Master Blaster. Fuck that shit. I'm still mad.

I beat both Golgo 13 and the sequel Golgo 13 the Mafat Conspiracy legit without cheating. The end of the sequel was a sniper shit with like 25 mph wind. First shot, blam!!! Right in the head. Game over, winner. What a moment! No one else knows what I'm talking about...

I thought the power glove was for beating off?

True story, I made it all the way to the Dark Queen in Battletoads as a kids without cheating. Bitch beat me. Most depressing day of my life. Do you know how hard that fucking orb level before her is?

It’s not bigoted, you the one with AIDS, Chico.

“A homosexual man in a monogamous relationship...”

All women should shut up