“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

Yeah, if it doesn’t require a tender then its not a yacht. Its a boat.

Don’t pretend like the muslim brotherhood is some benign organisation striving for more transparency and democracy just because their name is linked to the “arab spring” uprisings. They are a radical muslim organisation that has no qualms killing civilians and is the origin of the modern interpretation of “jihad”.…

124 dead? $594 in settlements and Volkswagen are facing $20bn in fines?

Let me get this straight. You are concerned with reliability, so your plan is to buy a 1st year production ALFA ROMEO?

You call it cheating, I call it brilliance. Good work, VW.

As a Sportwagen TDI owner I’m just going to brush it off. I like my car the way it is now and I’d prefer not to do the recall, however if there is an incentive I may, depending on the offer/how much my performance is compromised. Truthfully, I’m otherwise so happy with the car that if they offered to buy it back I…

As someone of Danish descent I have to point out that you have mistakenly labled this individual Dutch. The Danes (or Danish) come from Denmark. The Dutch come the Netherlands (aka Holland). Might not make a difference to you, but they are not interchangable, and your writing here suffers from it. I mean I wouldn’t…

“Brutal authoritarian regimes” did not kill 250.000 people and it didn’t displaced 11.000.000 people. That was done by the democratic and liberal government that armed and trained ISIL to kill people in charge of so called ‘bruatal and authoritarian regimes’. Those liberal governments do take care that freedom of…

And it’s shit like this which prevents other Euro auto companies (Peugeot, Citroen, etc.) from entering the US market. No one wants to spend billions engineering their cars to meet the US’ ridiculous emission requirements.

Considering: How fuel efficient those TDI’s are to begin with; How ridiculously picky the US’s emissions and safety regulations are; and how many tractor trailers and coal-rolling rednecks are running around, I honestly don’t care all that much. It’s a tradition in this country that every few years we have to flog…

No contest:

Seeing as how it’s “aguyfromalabama” I doubt he’s mastered the technique of “don’t breathe underwater.”

Syrian here, and I fully support your statement ...

Not sure there is enough weed and beer in Colorado to make this sound like a good idea to me. “Sure I’ll put a tarp on my head and fuck with a tiger”

You shut your whore mouth. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Oh we definitely have the metric system here. We’re just bilingual in the language of measurements, and due to some of the finer nuances and eccentricities of Imperial measurement, we tend to prefer that one.

Love conquers all. If there’s a movie that’s a “Deal breaker” for a relationship, then imho that says a lot about your relationship: a whole lot of nothin’.

I...just...no...just all the no...if you want easy then get Julia Child’s book “Mastering the Art of French Cooking” and there is a dead simple recipe for the sauce in there (which uses a blender)...do not make this monstrosity...mayo...my lord...

Hamilton Nolan just fapped himself to death in the next cubicle.