its an unbridled embarassment to intelligence and to the concept of running a state economy. ideology aside- which i care very little for either side of the table- the loss of revenue alone will reveal the self-made hilarity of it.

4. You're absolutely a piece of shit (see #1).

“The act also prohibits municipalities in North Carolina from enacting anti-discrimination policies,^[14] setting a local minimum wage, regulating child labor, or making certain regulations for city workers. The legislation also removes the statutory and common-law private right of action to enforce state…

My God, is this fucking stupid.

In order to have one’s license suspended in New York, one must be driving 41+ mph over the speed limit. The streets in NYC have a speed limit of just 25 mph. That means that any pitch 66 mph or greater would result in a suspended license if the pitch were a car.

The nearest expressway is…

If R.A. Dickey’s 77 MPH Knuckleball was a car it’d be arrested for drunk driving.

If Bartolo Colon’s home run trot took as long as his sexual intercourse, he’d still score more often than I do :/

If Darren Rovell’s Tweet were a turd, it would be the dumbest shit ever.

Yes mostly about how much I want to strangle Darren Rovell

Really makes u think

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

God, I couldn’t imagine how embarrassing that must have been. I mean, being identified as, “RealMarlinsFan”? Just kill me.

I feel bad; the whole thing must really stink for him.

Winning cures all though! And they will win a lot, with the weaker conference and a healthy Carey Price alone. I like the Montreal team just fine, but hope Subban explodes in Nashville and proves this was a bad deal.

MTL is hilarious. Traded Subban because of character issues, then signed Alexander Radulov. SMART.

The firings will continue until morale improves.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Changing your opinion on something based on new facts presented is something an intelligent mind does. If you were still defending PSU at this point (even before these most recent items came to light) it’s pretty safe to say you’re not in that category.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

all three players had just finished up dead-end seasons with small market teams