You're thinking of Applebee's.

You fucked up the punch line. Your joke should read:

I wonder how they measure such things. Looks like sunny weather is a huge predictor of happiness — which makes sense. If you live in a colder city and long for the sunshine and warmth all year around, every day is going to seem a little bit better to you. It's 3 degrees F where I live right now. In theory, I would be…

Kinda like when you hear that Slick Willy Clinton's close friends with a pederass/child rapist.

Hey, when you've got a boner, you've got a boner. That thing's not wearing a watch, you know?

Ha! Yeah! It's almost as funny as those Hollywood "liberals" who donated to Obama and then had their "liberal" emails leaked during the Sony hacks. You remember those emails, right? LMFAO!

Why? A lot of Republicans and almost all libertarians think prostitution should be legal. Plus almost all Democrats think it should be illegal.

Do you mean open black Republican athletes? Because I don't know if you've ever heard a white dude in the MLB/NFL talk about politics.

almost as funny as someone thinking there's a difference between Democrats and Republicans