There are still a couple groupies that have been tailing the band since 76. Ask for Darla.  She’s looking pretty spry for 63.  Tell her Puddinghead says Hi.

Whatsboutusm is a lame rhetorical device.

I don’t doubt that for a second. I mean, Tom Cruise is still killing it in Mission Impossible at 56 years old, so the age thing shouldn’t be that big a deal, but I guarantee it is (0r at least something to be used as an excuse). 

I thought it was Janice from the Muppets, dressed by Rachel Dolezal.

I’m in my fifties and I can tell you it picks up again.

You want to make their heads spin? Point out how fast they change their story when it’s white dudes fetishizing Asian women...

And always wonder who fucked on the sack of flour your bread was made from.

This is bad. Michelle Wolf is a woman, so she is good. She yells at the president, so she is good. Cancelling the show of a woman who yells at the president is bad. Netflix is obviously sexist, mysoginist and likes the president. That is bad. You are bad, Netflix.

You are certainly not a farmer, you’re some sort of activist.

Because it doesn’t hurt you in the least. That’s like saying “why would you ever go into a swimming pool if it had 1 grain of sand in it, when you can go to this other pool with 0 grains of sand”. Because it doesn’t matter. You’d have to eat about 10,000 bowls of cereal a day to even notice any possible affect from…

“Koreans hate Japanese”

Asian woman treats blacks like shit.

Black people can’t do anything to protect themselves? Man, we’ve turned into a bunch of cowards. The white man has a whole bunch of frightened slaves. The nerve of you to tell another man to be passive in the face of white supremacy. Black women will never respect or follow defeated and subjugated Black men. I’m…

It is problematic that Jezebel is ignoring the whole male child rape aspect of this story. 

Look, if Michael Keaton can play Batman....

this is the Pandora’s Box they opened. You knew it was going this route when they shamed ScarJo out of that role recently.

I’m consistently pissed off that they don’t get real billionaires to play Bruce Wayne.

Yeah, can’t have a bad actor muddying up the waters on the CW.

It preserves the structural integrity of my fence, but I prefer convincing others to do it for me. I pretend like it is really fun, and they do it for free!