This is King Beauregard’s official soap — and because it is a liquid soap it means my bare adorned hands can spread it all over my pasty flesh in the shower, no problem. (Usually I am not filth-laden enough to require a cloth.) Additionally, Dr Bronner soap protects a person from evil, as the teeny tiny writing all…

Thanks! It was bound to happen sooner or later.

White people can generally smile and nod through life, and just follow the rules to prosper.  That’s not a situation that forces a person to develop moral chops, and a great many white people do not.   They won’t even understand that what they’ve cultivated isn’t morality, so much as a willingness to abide by the…

Biden was the second weakest old white man on the stage. I dare you to talk about Bernie getting caught denying his own words, and coming up with nonsense answers on Roe v Wade.

You got your “Frisky Dingo” reference this episode, right? “KA-KOW!” and/or BOOSH!

That’s terrific! I am a ridiculous idiot but I have my uses sometimes.

I get that people are legally obligated to interact with each other in Congress, and passing legislation will often mean working with people you don’t like.  But let’s not dismiss the main way the Bidens and Eastlands of the world were able to be chummy with one another: by agreeing to disagree on the rights of people…

It took me a minute to figure out what this “Hoight” business was; it’s people who pronounce the h before the w like in “what”, right? Here’s the funny thing: the traditional spelling of “wh” in English was “hw”, like hundreds of years ago, so technically the “hw” pronunciation is the historically accurate one. These…

This is why calls for mandatory voting are so misguided. Sure it would be good if more people voted, but if and only if they’re actually politically engaged and want to put good people into office.

Lasagna Cat for the win:

“The leftists don’t have someone to vote for. That is the point.”

“Also, I feel like the “Pelosi is just shitting on the Progressive members of her party” is just a reactionary talking point from people already pre-disposed to disliking her. It’s the type of thing you believe if the only news you ever read is Splinter.”

“I still feel like a lot of this “Pelosi needs to impeach Trump” stuff is people refusing to take responsibility for their role in getting elected. I’m no Nancy Pelosi Stan, and I’m of the opinion that all these old white people need to go. But they’re demanding that SHE be held accountable for some shit they’ve been…

“The white-run Democratic Party doesn’t want to impeach Trump just yet. They are perfectly fine with an outright racist keeping his seat as the most powerful man in the world for another year-and-a-half because they want to win an election.”

I’ve had Impossible Burgers at a few places (Red Robin is the biggest chain that carries them), and I swear to soy Baby Jesus they are very close to beef. Close enough that, when my local BK starts carrying Impossible Whoppers, BK is going to rocket from my least favorite fast food place to the one I seek out.

Would also observe that it’s generally bad strategy to reveal your plans before you have to. This applies to every type of battle, from legal battles to military battles. Hell, even football teams don’t reveal their playbooks to the public.

Investigations against Trump and his minions are ongoing; it’s impeachment hearings in all but name. So why would Pelosi balk at formally calling it impeachment?

I hold that all Democratic candidates should be held to scrutiny, and criticism where their decisions warrant it. The problem — and this is primarily a white people sport as far as I can tell — are people who are never satisfied until they can contrive some reason to denounce the Democrats. Never mind that, under the…

Maybe the arithmetic holds up that some old white guy would stand the best shot of winning. But I don’t think that old white guy is Joe Biden. Dude’s been running for president since 1984 (BTW does that make him “ambitious”?) and it never goes well.

Same here. Could also be a “robot chicken”, but the design is way too ATHF to be a coincidence.