The kangaroo was thinking, “oh great, a medium-sized Australian bug”.

Okay, I’m astonished to say this, but: if Trump actually does this, he will be doing more to straighten out our medical system than all the proponents of single payer put together.

Dargo Ktor would like to have even more minutes of your time.

“First, the majority of the alien Kree have blue skin, but for some reason, all of the leadership, from Jude Law to Captain Mar-Vell (played by Annette Benning), are played by plain old white people. So even on an alien planet the colored people are the underclass?”

Great suggestion, can I take yours?

Every so often I write a letter to Chic-Fil-A, letting them know I won’t frequent their business no matter what. Not even for a cup of lemonade; if I want lemonade I’ll buy Newman’s Own. “I’d rather give my money to Paul Newman than Dan Cathy,” I usually remind them, “I realize that Paul Newman is dead, but I’d rather…

New recipe of my devising, call it Sweet Holy Seitan:

I think this is related: Beau of the Fifth Column has a pretty good idea on how to handle reparations. When white people need to borrow money from someone, a lot of them have a well-off relative they can turn to, right? And that’s one way that white people have a leg up. Well Beau (no relation) recommends that the…

Oh my sweet seitan, Queen King Beauregard came up with a great idea: wheat gluten and cinnamon and sugar. Or wheat gluten and apples and cinnamon (and sugar). Or raspberry and ... well you get the idea. Instead of trying to go the savory meat-like route, go the sweet baked goods route. Maybe even use artificial…

I wouldn’t think to use curry powder, so thanks!

That looks great!! Hey, do you ever make seitan? And if so, do you use nutritional yeast, and if so, why? As near as I can tell, it’s for flavoring and nutrients, but otherwise is not essential for making seitan.

I have had good success losing weight with this simple recipe: drive calories way down but ramp the protein way up to keep from feeling hungry. As in, drive the calories down to 1500 a day, but consume like 150g of protein. You can lose a couple pounds a week doing that, and it’s sustainable. (The only real challenge,…

No rush, but thanks for any tips whenever you can! I’m trying to get my Seitan game up to par and I’m starting with nothing.

I see that B&N is currently knocking 30% off the price.  Does that cut into royalties?  I’ve still got my full-price order with Harper Collins, and while I wouldn’t object to saving 30%, I don’t want to if it means a 30% hit on royalties.  I suck, but not that much.

You can get Thin Mints and Samoas and other classic cookies at Dollar General anyway, their Clover Valley brand.

Here’s what a bummer I am. Seeing as Trump is a narcissist who has a lot of legislators and (presumably) prosecutors and judges on his side, I would expect him to fight as long as he could, which could be a very long time. He might even escape prosecution altogether, depending how corrupt people are.

... last bit of Seitan news for the evening. I just made a thing of Seitan — or at least that’s what I call it — by mixing a wad of gluten, Kitchen Accomplice vegetable broth, soy sauce, and liquid smoke. Chopped up the wad and boiled it. I’m letting the blobs cool in the fridge, and in the morning I may air fry them.…

... by the way, if you’re feeling expansive, I would totally forgive you if you wanted to post your recipe. (Would also understand if you don’t want to do a butt-ton of typing; there are all sorts of Seitan recipes out there and I could find one that way.)

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Obama’s got my vote, he seems like the kind of guy I’d have a twerk with.