Heinrich’s DNA was found on the sweatshirt of a 12-year-old boy who was kidnapped from Cold Spring and sexually assaulted nine months before Jacob’s abduction.

So you’re equating stealing with kidnapping, rape and murder? There are a handful of crimes that society can’t be expected to take someone back after they’ve committed them. Throw away the key or execute them. Either way, they shouldn’t be free.

Heinrich had previously pleaded guilty to 25 federal child pornography charges, but denied any involvement in Wetterling’s disappearance.

She’s a treasure. Her departure from SNL was the best thing for her career.

For fuck’s sake, Oprah and Stedman are in their GODDAMN SIXTIES. If they wanted to get fucking married they’d have done it by now. Star, I need you to do better. This is unacceptably sloppy gossip work.

And if she did, I say good on her. I really don’t get the fascination of shaming a woman for wanting plastic surgery.

IT guy here, we don’t give a shit. Promise. We prefer to not have to archive your emails or monitor you. I would much rather spend my day arguing in the Kinja comments...so dont piss off your boss. Thanks!

Wonder if the Vikings will ask the city to pony up some of stadium construction dollars for knee construction.

DONT WORRY FELLAS I GOT THIS

I would call that a false sacrifice since football will be taken away from him regardless. He’s a garbage player with a garbage personality

Awesome would never be the word to describe Colin kapernick

Forever and for always:

Their new stadium looks like an alien spaceship took a shit in the middle of an otherwise lovely city, and the 2-block wide logo painted on the roof is visible from about 25% of the city. It’s an architectural fucking nightmare and we’re stuck with it for at least, like, 12 years.

Hey atleast he didn't rape one of the maids like the Moroccan boxer.

NBC’s abysmal coverage was by far the worst thing in my opinion. I’m going to watch the next ones via BBC using a VPN, and I hope everyone who might otherwise be stuck with network programming does the same.

Christ, NBC has been, hands-down, the worst part of the Olympics for me. Their commentators are all entertainment reporters so they don’t have the slightest clue on how to talk about the events or individual competitors with the knowledge the audience deserves. Always trying to turn each athlete into a human interest…

People need to stop with this shit. Other than the IOC, who are just trying to cover their own asses, I haven’t seen one single person give Lochte a free pass. He has gotten infinitely more shit than Gabby Douglas did.

Do you honestly think he’s a worse husband than Bill Clinton? I like Bill, but c’mon.

Yes.

Their police rob olympic swimmers at gun point, then seize the victim’s passports so they can be held until they recant their stories. Yes, Brazil looks very bad.