I’ve met him a few times. He IS shockingly hot. And funny. I would hit that hard and repeatedly.

He has a lot of demons. Like massively addicted to cash poker demons (allegedly). He has that “i hope they don’t find out” and “where do I get $500,000 in cash by 12 without my wife knowing” face. It is tiring I imagine.

He’s beginning to look so much like an ex of mine that I’m starting to find Ben disturbing to look at.

Is anyone else filled with irrational hatred at J. Garner’s commercials? I can’t stand the Neutrogena one where she’s all accusatory about your cleanser. “You think you take off all your makeup with your regular cleanser, but DO YOU REALLY?” And then she’s like, “Neutrogena takes off 99% of makeup and residue...” 99%…

Keef was such a good looking man in his youth, and he still has fantastic bone structure. His autobiography is the most enjoyable book I’ve read in years.

She’s had a ton of work done.

“Oi, It’s been done, Mate!”

Love love love Kathryn Dennis, at least she embraces her crazy, instead of trying to act “classy” to get into Patricia’s good graces instead of acknowledging she has little to offer, a la Landon who I DESPISE. I also think Shep is precious and Thomas is revolting.

She doesn’t address it in the article, but can you imagine if she has been trying to get pregnant for years but has had miscarriages? Between 20 and 33% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, but no one seems to think about that when they’re badgering other people about if they are pregnant, why they aren’t pregnant, and…

Words cannot express how deeply tired I am about hearing about these two people and their non-sex life and now their sex life. Celebrities, it is cool if you don’t want to bang but for the love of Jeebus, please don’t publicize it because literally every article thereafter will reference the sex you are not having or…

I can’t be the only one that wouldn’t even want that ring. It just looks fucking uncomfortable, let alone the abstract absurdity of it.

She sounds insufferable to go out to dinner with. I can accommodate just about anyone’s dietary/alcohol needs when it comes to restaurant suggestion but no pasta? What else doesn’t she eat?

• Corey Gamble is paid $300,000 a year to pretend to be Kris Jenner’s boyfriend.

That OK! cover made me curious about Meg Ryan’s “ruined” face. Um, she looks fantastic.

And then taken pictures of her dog squad sitting on each and every state flag.

Or Barbra Bush’s flag dress.

She’s on mainstream network TV pablum. She has to appease the “poorly educated” as Trump calls them.

I wonder if the same people who are appalled by this, react similarly to naked hot models wrapped in flags or stars-and-stripes bikins/stripper outfits.

This, however, is a totally respectful and acceptable use for the flag...(to be clear, I really don't care about flag bikinis, just like I don't care about the picture of the dogs sitting on the flag. This is all very ridiculous)

Madonna can have dreams, too! Sure, they’re stupid, stupid dreams, but she can have them!