I will hunt down the people that steal Rupert Theodore Bonkers.

Caitlyn has never been, nor will she ever be, a good parent figure. It’s too late. She thinks her kids are grown and her job is done. She’s over there mentoring kids, and I’m like, hi, you have a 17 year old that needs your guidance like right now. She doesn’t care.

I think you’re overestimating the racial politics of white, 60-something Republicans.

Djokovic grew up in war torn Serbia practising on courts only when the surrounding area had been bombed the previous night, figuring that bombs wouldn’t drop in the same area two nights in a row.

I’m guessing that in an act of prescience Jennifer had Ben’s soldered on?

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

my literal fave part of this is that someone somewhere really truly deeply feels this way

“Good! Don’t take his name. By the 3rd or 4th wedding it’s just a hassle.”

I can’t imagine changing my last name. Maybe if I was 19 but not now.

If I have children I plan to hyphenate them even though it would be a super long unwieldy name (just mine is 11 letters). It doesn’t necessarily sound bad, just very long. I don’t care; they’ll live!

Just the kind of person we need in the Oval Office...with all the nuclear codes and stuff.

I agree with her. She is a GREAT actress. She doesn’t believe half of the outrageous statements she makes, but knows saying them brings in that sweet, sweet right wing cash.

Emma Stone.

Troll harder. 0/5

For what it’s worth, something may be going on with Michael’s fiancee, Vito. He hasn’t been on social media since the 11th and he has some major familial issues that he’s dealing with.

I am very happy as a mother, but I am very stressed out as a mother, and as a citizen, because bluntly, the life in the United States sucks now, for most of us. The middle class is nearly gone. Jobs are scarce. Asshats are plentiful and love to judge your lifestyle.

A lot of people in abusive relationships convince themselves this is real and will last and are completely committed until things end and perspective sets in. Not saying that’s necessarily what happened here, but there’s nothing invalid about realizing the toxicity of a past relationship only once you’re out (speaking…

Did he perhaps try to get the ERA passed to do damage control after Gloria Steinem came out with her tell-all, undercover story about the Playboy Club?