People would absolutely be bashing the stoner guy. 

I totally agree. My ex is, what I would call, addicted to weed. He says he can’t “sleep” without smoking before bed but when we lived together he was literally smoking all the time. I asked him many times to just give it up because in my eyes he was addicted and it killed his motivation to do anything other than get…

I think this is very much filling in background that the writer should have given. Either it’s that she won’t go out of her way for her S/O at all even when she says she will (as hinted by her habitual neglect of prompt communication, and the use of “no matter how much”) and the pot is her showing that she won’t…

Were you under some weird assumption you could “fix” her horrible non-addiction to a non-habit forming substance?

I agree, they aren’t right for each other and he should just move on. The fact they go for days without talking is probably the biggest indicator that he shouldn’t have proposed.

This sounds like a huge miss! No, he shouldn’t have proposed. But throwing out “non-addiction to a non-habit forming substance” assumes that she is incapable of wrecking her life and/or love life through smoking too much. I had depressed room mates who smoke all day and never left the house. Don’t act like it’s not…

This is...this is strange comment to make

Is that because you believe behavioral immaturity is a characteristic we should be protecting rather than ridiculing, or because you want us to form a more cogent argument than “This guys teeth, tho”? Because his original felonious misbehavior and failure to meet the court order of a judge who is clearly working with…

for example, my old handle is still banned and i’m a fairly nice person, if old

Why would you bother blocking people on a post that isn’t even yours? I think there’s far bigger fish to fry in the comments section than commenters who don’t get this asshole’s stupid name or look.

Heads up: There are far bigger issues with Jezebel’s comments section that need to be addressed first, before some sort of crusade against cliche jokes happens.

I’m young and I don’t fucking get it.

But the comentors who think he should be prison raped are all good.

Well, and keep this hush hush *looks around* I’m trans.

People, look at my god damn username. Hello???

This post by Morgan is just fucking obnoxious. Which is the default around Gizmodo Media these days. Yeah, Joe Kennedy III is a white male, who the fuck does he think he is? I’ve followed the guy a bit and he seems like a good man with good ideas, well meaning and maybe has potential.

 They are eyewitnesses and their quotes were included. You might be right though, the dude might just be a jerk.

“Viall and Sherwood both were quick to note that the man potentially needs “mental assistance””

All the stars!

I can understand this, but what happens when you end up doing collateral damage to the psyches of non-awful men who aren’t all that well-endowed in the meantime? Don’t you just end up reinforcing the whole “dick size is the measure of a man” narrative in the end?

You know Jezebel is coasting along on a good day when it feels confident enough to embrace the simple joys of body shaming.