What’s missing from this article is that they’ve been divorced for 12 years. They divorced in 2008, reunited for the sake of the kids in 2015/2016 and were living together in his house but not married. Given that the house was purchased by him when they weren’t married, there’s no reason she should have a right to it.

It really has hit me in 2020 that if you don’t care what anyone thinks about you, you can get away with just about anything.

Double patty hamburger on sourdough bread and onion rings. My lunch was Taco Bell. I’m a trash person who loves trash food!

I’ve had a really crazy day. This helps. 

Ugh, cancer has not made this guy a better person. However, I still cannot stop myself from having a trauma response hearing someone is in end stage. After watching my mom die from advanced cancer earlier this year and my bff about 10 years ago, it’s just so hard not let it get me in the feels.

Holy shit, I was not expecting this to be about the Blind Pig.

uh, what the fuck are you talking about?

this ad is not about reopening bars, it’s about how the complete mismanagement of the pandemic at a national level, and the polluting of the message about what we need to do to help contain the spread of the disease is affecting small businesses everywhere, some of which are bars

WTF is you issue exactly? It’s a small business owner saying that we need a plan to deal with the pandemic so that it is safe to open again. JFC

Shouts to the Blind Pig!

when you enable Nazis, black women having personhood is an agenda

And hopefully in a few weeks we can all call him “the former Senator from Georgia”.

When I worked at a law firm in Toronto — frequently ranked by National Geographic as the world’s most multicultural city, and one where something like 40% of residents don’t speak English at home — we figured out that a lot of very talented junior lawyers with non-Anglo names weren’t getting asked to work on the…

And when she removed the red ribbon from her neck, her head fell off.

BUT WHO WAS PHONE????

Are landlines really that antiquated now? We have one at my house (granted, we use Vonage service, not, like, BellSouth or whatever), and I’m just a mid-30's lady with kids. I want them to be able to call 911 in case of emergency and they don’t have their own cell phones, because Mommy isn’t made of money, SON.

Yeah, this is the largest indicator that it’s fake. Urban legends typically revolve around a “moral” - usually, and in this case, the idea that women should not be so cavalier with their attention. It’s “slut-shaming” writ large, over and over again.

LOL this exact story was flying around my high school 30+ years ago. It supposedly happened to some girl at another school whose parents were out of town for the weekend and instead of Tinder it was some guy she talked to on a chat line.

And then she bought a wedding dress, but it was covered in formaldehyde, and all her skin melted off, and then spiders . . .