You don’t know what that word means, apparently.

Boy, I can’t wait til all those people who were mad about Obama golfing that one time take Trump to task for it!

he’ll try to move back to manhattan where he’ll be booed and mocked every where he goes, which will be the only thing in the world that has the power to make him feel bad about what he’s done, so he’ll move to florida and watch his club drown because of Trump Global Warming TM

Bannon is gone if/when Trump is. I hate Pence, but I don’t think he has a hard-on for using nukes like 45 does.

OMG, I had that happen so often at my old job. Some idiot would come in, have little to no relevant experience, no idea what our company did, not know the basics of the job s/he was interviewing for. The other interviewer and I would be like, “Ain’t no way.” And inevitably the HR manager would really push to bring…

I like mockingbirds who don’t get killed

Also, is there seriously going to be a Trump Presidential Library someday? And what could that possibly look like?

can’t stay awake during a security briefing

So we’re supposed to, collectively, resolve not to criticize people who were willing to vote against their interests for a dangerously unqualified and unstable presidential candidate purely out of spite for some vaguely defined class of elites, in the hopes that, if we’re nicer to these people, they’ll realize the…

I’m sorry, but I need at least a six month grace period in which I don’t have to pretend to respect the feelings of people whose most coherent reason for voting for Trump was “to piss off liberals”.*

“Some people on the internet called us stupid for doing that stupid thing SO LET’S DO THEY STUPIDEST FUCKING THING POSSIBLE AGAIN TO PROVE THEM WRONG.”

Just think, there will likely be a time when Late-January/Early-February 2017 will be remembered as the high-water mark for his approval ratings.

So much this. I’m seeing some of these SAME FUCKING PEOPLE whining about how Eric Greitens signed Right to Work in Missouri and how he didn’t care about the little people...WHY DID YOU VOTE FOR TRUMP THEN?!

The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, “maize”. Another famous Indian was “Crazy Horse”. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.

Since when do they read Jezebel?

That there are still people who think he’s doing/will do a good job is astounding to me. He’s failing worse than I could have imagined.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

Why has our country not started discussing the possibility of a buyout? Offer him two billion dollars or so, he’d take it, we can afford it, then we’d be done with him, and this horrible nightmare would finally be over.

While this ordeal has lasted approximately 84 years, some people will be surprised to learn that it is only the third week of this presidency.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.