surprise love is a cat

I see this as more a comedy about how hard the investigation and trial are for him and how hard it is for him to adjust to prison life, because he is so charmingly neurotic. Maybe he hangs himself in an adorably incompetent manner! With a contrasting sub-plot where the daughter has a lovely life.

Big Wig Hollywood Producer: And it's set on a college campus, right? So we can appeal to young people? Maybe sneak in some of the music they're listening to for the soundtrack?

These Sony Leaks are getting more and more fascinating by the day.

They should just replace the apple with foam topiary balls.

Then you will hate my new, updated, triple-twist hypothesis: the person who took the photo is also a man with a ponytail!!

I was onboard with the man with a ponytail hypothesis, but really surprisingly upset by the double ponytail idea. really upset. Maybe I need to check my man-ponytail bias?

Another twist: What if it's a guy with a ponytail?? Another another twists: WHAT IF THEY ARE BOTH GUYS WITH PONYTAILS

Good idea. I hear that if you say Jian Ghomeshi into a mirror three times, his smug face will appear, lecture you on greenwashing and then ask you to come back to his place.

"Point/Laughing room only."

The hilarious thing about the lawsuit was that he is part of a union at CBC meaning that the courts have no jurisdiction. It has to go to an arbitrator. The only purpose of filing the lawsuit was that it freed him to be able to say whatever he wanted about the CBC and his victims without fear of being sued for…

Om nom nom. His failure is delicious.

I'm so sorry that you lost your first baby, I can't imagine the heartbreak.

I am furious that there are still people out there who "don't want to get involved." Who don't want to "pick a side." Who would rather "stay neutral." This isn't economic policy. It's not that hard. I can't help but feeling like if you're not with us, you're against us.

Horseplay? Pretty sure a horse would kick you in the face if you tried to shove something up it's ass.

Also, 300 sandwiches is the worst dowry ever. Her dad couldn't cough up a couple goats?

Good lord another Cullen.

Yes, but their wealth has no "self-support" involved. They don't pay for their health insurance (a huge boon with a family that size, literally hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and a benefit of his single term as an Arkansas state legislator that he makes no attempt to hide is the only reason he ran for…

All that fabric looks PREPOSTEROUS. Are they going swing dancing?

It sure as hell treats MY insomnia.