Oh wow I missed this, next time.

I’mnot sure if I’m more pissed that we blew the lead or that I couldn’t watch us blow the lead. Either way, I’m sick of being the better team and then playing down to the opponent’s level.

I hope they don’t muff any punts.

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In defense of whomever is responsible for the marketing of this game, advertising a World War 2 game in Japan has to be tricky.

It took me significantly longer than I care to admit to figure out that this article is a goof.

Yeah, I know it’s such a small sliver of information about a game in an overcrowded genre, but I can’t help thinking it looks pretty neato.

My father wouldn’t even let me play foobaw, despite wanting to. He lettered 3 years as a linebacker, and he’s convinced the sport is too dangerous. He’s probably right, concussions feel awful.

Consider me thoroughly charmed.

Wow, to be honest I’d probably sue in that situation.

This article is basically a textual blowjob.

In STL’s defense, I think a locker-room cat would be dope.

Wow that game is really text heavy, you’re kid seems smart and cute.

This makes me sad, it’s like a good book that never gets read.

The commentating in the video makes it so much more exciting.

This guy should teach finance.

I don’t know if that should be a penalty, but the more health information I learn about football, the less fun stuff like that is to watch.

If I can suck it up and read these guys pick on the Panthers, then you can deal with this.

I dig it.

I will take a tornado over a nuke any day of the week.