Yes, adultery is exactly the same as rape. Good work.

Is that you, Joan Rivers??

IT’S NOT GOING TO BE OKAY

It’s also a great Chinese restaurant, if you’re in Hyde Park, and a delicious Creole restaurant, if you’re in Lafayette, LA

20% and if Gronk weren’t a shitty tipper, people wouldn’t have to grat him.

That is terrifying, but your “commute” is even more insane

Same here. Though there are about a half dozen things (such as shooting pool) that I usually do with my left (non-dominant) hand anyway.

I totally applaud you for doing this. I can’t imagine it. We tried a leash for our cats and they mostly just did this weird belly crawl thing the whole time they were on it.

It is beer. It’s just not some crappy yellow beer.

The commenter was talking about the boy recording the conversation with "Brian," not Brian recording the rape.

I felt a little unclean after watching the NFL Live guys fall all over each other trying to be dismissive about this. "WHAT was he even trying to say?" Really? I thought Sherman's points were as transparent as the desk guys' sycophancy...