Whenever people talk about chemical free, I remind them that water is a chemical.

As a makeup artist, I heard this all the time. “Are there any chemicals in that mascara?” Yes. They are the reason you can cry on your wedding day and not look like a raccoon.

Tell her to look for carbon free. It’s up there with a left handed screw driver.

A friend’s wife recently said that she was going to get some face cream that was chemical free.

I asked what she thought that meant.

She replied that she wanted it to be made with stuff that she can pronounce.

I asked her if she’s ever seen the ingredient list for a blueberry.

For reals... One of my best friends suffers from endometriosis... And she’d love nothing more than to NOT take her opiates.

Yep, there was an NPR article last month that covered the rampant use of heroine in Kutztown, PA (although it’s more widespread than that, of course, but they just focused on this town). The thing that really depressed me was that nurses of the middle and high schools now stock naloxone in case of an overdose. Just so…

For people not from PA: this has been a hilariously longtime coming, with one politician holding it up for forever. He’s cried in public about just how awful weed is.

With the exception of this GQ article, the only people I’d ever met until now who didn’t use topsheets were men.

As a biracial woman, works that examine this sort of thing always interest me when they’re done by people who know what the hell they’re talking about. So, pretty much anyone other than Rachel Dolezel, who has never been caught between a race or culture or ethnicity or anything else. Bitch, you ARE white. You…

I just finished 11.22.63 and by the end I was so tired of him I was just relieved it was over.

Theoretically, yes. But her chances of being considered were much higher at Chilton. That’s the whole thing about Northeast prep schools-they practically promise you an Ivy League (or at least a little ivies) education and they have the stats to back up that promise.

And nobody in New England would call a highway THE 91. That’s a California thing.

Yeah these people should not be making more people.

Holy shit, this is too much fuckedupedness for one story. Needs a male heir? Replacing the person she killed driving drunk? Aaaahhhh!

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

I was cat sitting on week for my friends and the cat kept trying to get into my room at night, I told her no and closed the door. She definitely didn’t understand and in the morning I had a nice treat outside my door to prove it.

Once again, Margaret Atwood says it best:

If the viewer pays attention during the first film, the only one of the lot who’s remotely scientific is Spengler. Venkman is an outright fraud, and his methods are atrocious. Even though Murray largely drives the film, his character is a snake oil peddler throughout, and Spengler does most of the heavy scientific…

Agreed, but I am also wondering what the legal precedent is for men who find out a kid isn’t biologically theirs and then are able to get out of paying child support, or a case similar to this one. Because I bet that if a guy agreed to have a kid with a woman he knew was not biologically his, that would be considered…