Actually, I think she knew it would, because at the end she says "I shouldn't be cursing on the Internet". But still... her world is small, and I feel a little bad for some reason. Like maybe if her world view were bigger, she'd feel differently, but she's never maybe had a chance of that.

Right?! :)

Best explanation yet, thanks!

I grew up on NASCAR. The winning teams make some good bank. I am confused as to why NASCAR needs government sponsorships. Not to put down NASCAR or pro-fishing or wrestling, but what the heck? The public school I attended (and from there decided to go on to study music education in college) just cut out their music…

oh holy fuck. NEVER. SHAVING. AGAIN.

What's this? The author speaks Pittsburghese? <3

Everything is probably killing me. But I bought a swanky v8 Mustang convertible, so at least my longass commute is fun. Even if it means sitting on the 101 for 90 minutes, at least I've got the sunshine and good tunes.

I hate taking vitamins, and have discovered VitaFusion's Gummy Vitamins. Turns out they make pre-natal vitamins too: [www.drugstore.com]

Oh noooo, now that Aqua song is stuck in my head.

I am convinced his success comes from his ability to connect with people of all walks of life, and listen. I feel like we haven't had a really relateable president in a long time.

Never eat the corn! There are many reasons that developing a corn allergy sucks (mainly that it's in everything, including corn starch on packaging), but mainly, I miss popcorn!!!

Thats BS. I know several men who run several miles every day but are still large enough to be considered obese. That's 'fit fat'.

This explains why posting on Apartment Therapy has been very sporadic lately, according to my feed reader. In other news, maybe my crush on Maxwell can come true now j/k

Yes, I was all 'haven't i seen this before, only better?' thanks for the link.

While it's not right, the NYT did something similar, with the URL title being 'justices approve strip searches for any offense': [www.nytimes.com]

3? I'm moving after being here for 8 years. It is currently insane. We filled a whole dumpster with junk, and took several SUV fulls of shit to Salvation Army and eWaste.

Conveniently, I have 225 nail polishes and am in the middle of moving. I've separated them into smaller rubbermaid containers so there isn't a ton of weight on each one. I'll let you know how well this works when I unpack them next week. There is seriously no good way to do this.

Where was this article LAST WEEK?!?

2005? Last time I even heard about him was when I was still living on the east coast, so at least 2003. Seriously, how is he not dead from alcohol poisoning yet.

All I wanna know is.. how is Tucker Max even still alive? I would've expected him to either drink himself into a coma by now, or get shot by some crazy feminist etc.