This. Also, my brain never STFUs. It is a real problem.

Or we end up being submissives who have a spanking fetish

Yeah. Guess where I was at on Friday. A wedding on 11.11.11 :)

I'm officially done with Spanx. I bought some 'control knickers' from evans.co.uk instead. Worked well for a wedding!

You know that even if you're watching an old recording, federal regulations require TiVo to let the EAS break through the recording. So you don't have to be watching live.

I got boring when I got a dishwasher :P Also I live alone. I am moderately jealous.

+1

Don't be such a hater! It had a kangaroo pocket in the front like most hoodies. But so what. Kids sometimes like to wear strange stuff, and they get attached to certain items. He looked like he was having a good time! We danced a lot in my household doing chores while growing up too - thank god my parents didn't have…

I own all of Veronica Mars on DVD. It's awesome. And I'm seeing how many actors from it are on Party Down. Her Dad was in episode #1 (or was it 2?)

I'm just NOW watching Party Down, cuz i have the flu, and it's on Netflix. I noticed that he was the director the other day and silently cheered. I don't know how I missed this show originally, it's pretty awesome. I'm also a diehard Arrested Development fan.

Good advice, but I'm 32 and *all* my damn friends are couples and most of them have kids now too! Bleah.

I must admit, I can't get Allison's little ditty out of my head.

I think it's less about approval and more about concern? I mean, what could happen to make a girl that young SO overtly sexual, and her parents basically accepting it?

Surely youve seen Anderson Cooper's impression of her mouth? I think it might've been on Jezebel the other day even.

I've paid that much. Well made, actually hits g-spot, and rechargeable. Trust me, it's probably the last one you'll need to buy.

Since he's British, shouldn't the headline say C.V. instead of résumé ? Well, OK, you forgot the accents so it says res-oom, but whatevs ;)

This. I totally also play Solitaire on my iPhone. I read somewhere screentime before bed is bad, but I turn the brightness all the way down. I used to do the NYT Crossword to fall asleep but too many mornings of realizing i fell asleep on the pen and having to scrub ink off my face and sheets became a hassle.

Xanax to sleep is not a great idea... at least personally, I seem to easily get addicted to benzos. I ended up getting a cannabis prescription, but I understand that's not an option for everyone. It's also not an everyday thing though, the doc said to take a 'pot vacation' once a week. Said prescription just screwed…

Yes, geofence makes my day.

Yup, anaphalaxys causes a feeling of dread. It's a scary thing, especially when you don't know what's triggering it. Anaphalaxys doesn't always cause a swollen airway, but when my first one started, I knew *something* was very very wrong, but not what. Try making an emergency phone call with only that info.