Until your friend drives home and crashes into a pole and dies.

Bless your heart for that comment.

But maybe your friend doesn’t want to drink because they just don’t feel like having a hangover the next day, they have a really important meeting, they want to be able to drive home, they are on medication that counteracts it, etc etc etc. Pretty sure my normal, decent friends would never play a prank on me like that?

First off, this came up when I googles POTS:

BAHAHAHA that is what I am here for!

Should I call Rachel Doezal to see if I can borrow maybe?

SAMESIES

I need to switch to YOUR job then.

I tweeted this same exact sentiment like three years ago. Enough already with those dudes! Its so annoying. At that point I think they all had the same hair too it was awful.

WHAT IF I IDENTIFY AS A BRADYPUS??? Do I have to get a weave?

Being on a public forum doesn’t excuse behavior that we wouldn’t find acceptable in a face-to-face conversation. Being on a public forum doesn’t excuse behavior that we wouldn’t find acceptable in a face-to-face conversation. Being on a public forum doesn’t excuse behavior that we wouldn’t find acceptable in a…

Hrm what is REALLY weird about your comment is I, too, was born a Polish human female but ALSO am adorable, mostly vegetarian, and poops only once a week. So maybe I am a bradypus sloth as well? My whole life has been a lie.

I was talking about the I Don’t Know How She Does It flick - Hocus Pocus I am down with fo sho.

YASSSSSSS OMG HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THAT?

I feel like this should be the one and only comment on this article. That is all.

Yep. allofthetime, esp in photos if you were not paying attention.

I’m still really confused by this movie and cannot bring myself to watch it to figure it out. I think even IMDB’s description is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I mean, how do you even get that job tho - “stylist to the felons..” ?? Who wants that shit?

And I think that would be the one time I actually buy one of those magazines if that was a real headline.

Yeah I was kind of bummed that there wasn’t at least one Drac option. Sure, it’s obvious BUT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE TWILIGHT IT CAN BE A REAL DRAC