As others have pointed out, hard truth time: You are not doing any animal any favors by purchasing them from an exotic animal auction. You know why this animal is all fucked up? Because he was bred or captured in shitty conditions, likely illegally, and abused, for money, which she paid, so that more animals could be…

The animal is likely damaged because she purchased it from a purveyor of exotic animals. It’s not like she found a kangaroo on the side of the road in Wisconsin; someone ripped a baby kangaroo away from its mother and transported it to the US so that she could pay thousands of dollars to have the exotic pet she wanted.

Americans are really schizophrenic about pets... Treating animals they eat like barbarians and asking for pets to be treated like children sometimes.It fascinates me.

Before I heard all the Dov Charney stuff I was big into American Apparel (I’m the t-shirt type). I think the quality has declined over the years, but I still have a few great AA shirts I bought in 07 and 08.

“if like most people, you don’t constantly carry around a reusable/ portable water bottle”

Yeah, the most basic staple of human existence should be under the control of the oligarchy!

Pizza guy, there at the bottom? That guy is my fucking hero.

She’s so cute! I flew once with my daughter when she was almost 18 months old and it was one of the most hellish experiences of my life. First off my mom and I missed our flight so we got put on the next one and had to be separated, and the guy who sat next to me muttered “oh great a baby.” Well he got the full…

No suggestions for you, but I was recently on a 2 hour flight on which there was also a single mom and her toddler. The toddler SCREAMED bloody murder the entire flight. I know that this is a parent’s worst nightmare so I kind of wanted to tell that woman, “We know this isn’t your fault so focus on your kid and don’t…

Was once at a party and texting back and forth with this guy. He was at home and said something about using his label maker. I called him a nerd and next thing I know, he sends me a dick pick with a nice label reading “SUCK IT” on his penis. I totally showed it to everyone.

Here are some from my collection. I should publish a book, Kim Kardashian style:

Mr. Fox tried sexting me from work one day, and I sent this gif telling him I was hungry for his

I just sent this in but I am a grey and it probably won’t get read. In negotiations for a three-some with my current male lover we had a plan whereby I was having a promising third man (who is bi) over. I was to warm him up to the idea and then invite lover #1 over. I wrote: “He is adorable. I can’t wait to have you…

Oh the cringyness. Background: We were in negotiations for a 3some. Me, who is a woman, with him the main lover, plus another man. I had the man picked out and the plan was to warm him up to the idea and then have the main lover over. So I typed, to my current lover: “He is adorable. I can’t wait to have you both…

This isn’t exactly ‘grim’ but basically this is what hubby and I text each other every day when we’re in different parts of the house:

...Actually kind of proud of this? For me, it’s sort of like I’m 2 and I just shit in the toilet for the first time, and I want everyone to see and be proud of me.

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.

They have to clear the rapists out to make room for young black men who’ve gotten their third strike for having a joint.

I can’t read about Tamir Rice without crying. It’s so awful. And now this. I admire his mother’s restraint. I think if he were my child, I’d want Cleveland to be a smoking ruin and to drink out of the skulls of the police officers who shot him. People say rioting isn’t the answer, but it depends on what the question…

Eww, I think that’s a stink bug. Wonder what it would taste like to eat one.