Whatever. Fuck these people and their fucking gadgets. I'm not here to throw shade on you if fitness isn't your thing. So move along if you watch HoC while eating a tub of tres leches cake. Life is short, I'm glad you found your way to forget we are all headed to the grave.

While I agree that most often times honesty is the best policy, fuck that guy for calling you damaged goods.

if religion got out of the business of politics and morality-legislation (while being tax-free) i would be more on board with this... but the religious influence politics and make policies based on their religion that affect us all - as a non-believer, i don't tolerate that.

I'm not going to say I hope more people become secular, but I hope that they continue to recognize how they truly feel about their beliefs. Christians think they own the market on morality and that morals are concrete - they don't and they aren't. You can truly be good without god. And I don't mind if we remind them…

I've wondered the same thing, but then I thought if this lady is walking around with a 3 year-old she is already going to have a hard enough time getting to a gun in her purse no matter what part of the purse the gun is in. A lady carrying around a 3 year-old kid has no business trying to juggle that with a handgun.…

Not defending keeping a gun where the kid could get it, but it's called poverty.

They have a 3 yr old, a 2 yr old and another one almost born and they are living in a motel room. No, I'm not at all surprised they would keep a loaded handgun accessible to children. I imagine their whole world is just one bad decision after another.

This makes me wonder what was going on when he and Gwynnie were tootling around Europe shooting that food show...

While at the bar in the front room of the Tribeca Tavern, I noticed Mario Batali talking with a small group. As I rejoined my friends in the back room, I mentioned this sighting to my foodie friend.

This is the best story I got:

Ringo Starr yelled at me in an airport when I was seven years old.

No one will top this. It is my friends' favorite story to tell at parties because no one can ever beat it:

Oooh fun... I have a couple. My husband has good stories, too, because he works in music, but I won't steal any of his. Mine include:

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

I ran into Billie Joe Armstrong and Tre cool of Greenday, outside a small university auditorium back when they were touring for dookie. I was 16 I think. Tre asked me if I wanted some of his beer and then he poured it over my tits. I wasn't impressed.

During the DNC in Boston in I think 2004, my friend and I were having fries and beers at Bukowski Tavern at lunchtime. It was empty and who should walk in but Jerry Springer! He sat down at the table next to us with his bodyguard and casually shot the shit with us for like ten minutes. My friend and I went outside to…

I had a strange encounter with Tom Waits. Is there any other kind?

I grew my hair out for my wedding because I guess I thought I had to? Anyway, I have absolutely no business having long hair, because I'm an idiot and have no idea what I'm doing and also get bored after styling hair for 2 minutes and usually give up. So my hair grew for three years and got thicker and more awful…