So I'm Australian so feel free to bash away, but I am gobsmacked at the "child safety" priorities here. Every day I read on my newsfeed in the US about mass school shootings of children, children shooting each other at home, a 2 year old shooting their mother in Walmart, accidental death of 6 year olds playing with…

Um can we talk about the part where he had a girlfriend IN THE HOUSE who had him having sex with his 17 year old daughter and didn't call the cops??

This is NOT ok.

It's happening to everyone but premature aging is only a "problem" for women.

Why do you think we are so reluctant to give up our neckbeards?

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

My best stupid injury story: I was in a wedding party. The wedding was outside and for part of "walking up the aisle" we had to walk across this old wooden bridge. As I was walking on the bridge, one of my heels got stuck in the cracks between the wood and I fell, catching myself on the railing, which was made of…

I fell down the three stairs on my porch, grabbed hold of the porch column with one hand, swung around and slammed face first into my car that was parked in the driveway.

Well, I cut the tips of two fingers the other day while trying to fix my stapler...

Isn't this the same group that kidnapped and trafficked 276 schoolgirls? But we won't get involved because "our" oil supply isn't being threatened.

What slays me about this is that the dog is so obviously upset that he's going to land on his tiny human. Like, they really do love us humans! Sniff. Makes me tear up.

Well Jessica Lange is the queen. Never forget.

I liked Jamie a lot more before he started doing interviews.

I just think it should be illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to have a cell phone. Or a cell phone with any capabilities beyond calling and text-only messaging, at least.

She's probably referring to the latest study based on Justice Department stats claiming that the rate of sexual assault among college women is 6.1 per 1000, or 1 in 163, rather than 1 in 5.

The fact that you had a handle of Maker's Mark and a 2-liter ginger beer... So funny.

Now I'm just imagining someone high on coke yelling "let's make some fucking sandwiches!"

If it helps, they didn't kill their victim.

Except those fluttery feeling don't come in a few weeks in a legit pregnancy. They come months into it. But I know what you mean, when you really think it's occurring you tend to be looking for every and any sign. The human body can be such a weird thing. I had a sudden realization that I was pregnant when I laughed…