Depp's creep factor keeps on creepin' on.

If it will cheer you up, here's a still of the judge listening to his version of events.

I was going to say "obvious horseshit," but slightly implausible works too.

Let's just say his version of events is slightly implausible.

If your ex is on trial for murdering the woman he left you for, you're not scorned so much as incredibly lucky.

You know, because there's been a rash of homicides where the perp has IBS and is forced to break in a second story bathroom window to take a shit before killing....

"My vision for the women's line was to create a collection that I would like to see a woman wear," Levine told WWD."

White guy appropriates/exploits minority identity for profit? Sounds like business as usual to me.

You're right, she's not against feminism, she just clearly doesn't know what the word actually means.

She has more than one questionable belief: Mulgrew is also an opponent of abortion and capital punishment. She received an award from Feminists for Life, a pro-life feminist group. She is quoted as saying "Execution as punishment is barbaric and unnecessary", "Life is sacred to me on all levels" and "Abortion does…

I fully support the LDS's church right to prohibit same-sex marriage among its adherents.

That's true, but this could be an opportunity for Lancome to expand into creating a product that covers everyone. Like when Queen Latifah signed with Cover Girl. I remember back in the day when the only Cover Girl foundation for WOC was tan. Now, they have the Queen Collection and it's actually pretty fab. Which is…

she has to, I see her as a future model than actress. She is not mainstream and Hollywood is not known for hiring black women. So she might as well make her money while people still remember her.

Why are we even giving this fool a platform?

This is really unethical of me and I still feel bad about it. That said…it is my only revenge story, and it is epic.

hahaha holy shit! I will never cross you; you are GOOD AT THIS

Holy shit, you are phenomenal, haha.

There's a long way between the sort of mean / petty / funny stories people are telling in these comments and taking joy in someone's death!

You only get one chance to see your child grow up. If I was with someone who didn't care about that I'd never have a kid with them.

This is horribly anti-feminist of me, but it was also incredibly enjoyable. I was dating a total douche that was sleeping around with another girl. Of course, being a very mature young lady (/sarcasm), I was upset at this girl for stealing my man. I would get off work, go to his house, and she would be on the couch.…