It's gonna be a tough forty years, kid.

There might be some good tips in there for hiding pills in peanut butter. My giant dog licks off the peanut butter and spits out the pill, then looks at me for more peanut butter. Smartass.

Because abortions were nonexistent before Roe v. Wade, right?

"THE WAY SHE TASTES?!" Are you kidding me Fitz?

Did you happen to see the recent "How dare you say Christmas was appropriated from pagan and other winter festivals?" panel issue in the last day or two? I'm constantly surprised at how ignorant these folks are. Like, they have to go out of their way to not learn actual things.

The likelihood of Jesus being White is small. According to tradition, he was born in Bethlehem in present day Palestine and grew up in Nazareth. He spoke Aramaic and his real name was Yeshua (which would have been the same name as "Joshua"). He was Jewish.

I hate to break it to these folks, but Jesus was a Semite, and probably not "white" in the way that they want to believe.

How could you misquote the best sentence in the whole darn article? "Jesus was a white man, too. He was a historical figure. That's a verifiable fact — as is Santa. I just want the kids watching to know that." Santa being Caucasian is a VERIFIABLE FACT. Obvs.

Funny that people complain that Rapunzel isn't white enough. Yet they have no problems with dragons, witches and houses made from gingerbread. Oh and cats who wear boots and talk. Yeah - that's all fine, go ahead hehe!

Black fairies! Don't forget the black fairies! Fairy?

*Patiently waits for someone to say how they aren't being true to the source material because Rapunzel was white*

Kate McKinnon didn't quite capture the marvelous "Comically bad high school kid auditioning for the school musical" line readings Carrie Underwood did so well.

I dunno...I totally ship it on the show. I could definitely see it happening once Katrina's out of the picture. It's fucking sparks every week. And yeah, it totally does seem to be quite...magnetic between the two of them. They have some of the best chemistry I've ever seen.

It's okay! We've been promised a 2nd season, at least!

I don't want it to end! My new favorite show!

Totally devoted. Its so great. When they write themselves into an absurd corner, they just got "Fuck it! All in!" and double down on the ridiculousness. The two leads have amazing chemistry, the secondary characters also are building some pretty electric chemistry, and also I would shag Tom Mison until he can't…

Yeah, I feel like what bothers me about this piece and pieces like it is that they rarely talk about WHY white men/black women relationships are shown in movies (though I wonder what a relationship constitutes, because if the relationship they have is based on exchanging money for sex I feel like that shouldn't…

I certainly feel special ;) I always tell my husband that he is having a unique experience as a white man who truly gets a glimpse into the life of a black woman...the laundry (wild!), the back-to-school nights (exotic!), the flea control medicine for the cat (shut yo mouth!)! His tell all book is going to sell -2…

Lol. Yeah. It's like they get tired of hearing it, and I'm just like, "Oh, really?! I get tired of seeing it!"

It is so hard to make this point to some of my white friends. I'm Hispanic and have lived in predominantly white communities all my life, so most of my relationships (and friendships) have been interracial. But because most of my friends are white, many of them have an extremely hard time understanding why I often…