What makes you think they can afford a doctor visit?

I myself foud a clever way to unearth the cheating girlfriend years ago.. Prior to the ubiquitous nature of cell phones — let's just call it the late 80's— I suspected my GF of cheating with some other dude— but then also learned he had no idea about me & her. Well, I perfectly timed dropping off a vase full of roses…

To be fair, there's actually a good reason for the "no brown M&Ms thing" and other ridiculous contract riders. They're usually buried way down deep in the contract, and it's an easy way to tell if the venue that you're playing at actually bothered to read and follow all of the contract. This is really important if…

SOMEONE VORACIOUSLY DEFENDED THEM and then got SUUUUUUUUUUUUPER SALTY because people were all lol no he's a dumb idiot.

""Do you guys have nachos?" (I'd like to point out that he would have walked directly by the sign on the front of the building that read "authentic Italian thin-crust pizza") The server informed him that we did not, but we did have a taco pizza"

Yes, an adult hitting a child used to be perfectly acceptable, and now it's not.

To demonstrate that you follow through? How many times have you seen some parent do the old countdown only to give in to the kid anyway? Many parents are blatant liars when it comes to demonstrating that actions have consequences. God forbid some kid should actually have to see the consequences of their actions.…

So taking a video game system from a kid because they're a little shit is now seen as cruel? Or did I miss something here?

I don't know, probably some kind of parenting where you're effective without being cruel to your children.

I'm confused. Parents are reviled because they don't discipline their kids. They're reviled if they punish them. (You can't spank them!)

Can we fucking stop with this shit? All this talk. All these articles about how sex can be great, suuure, without orgasms. ONE LITTLE DETAIL in all these articles though - almost all the women who don't come with their man are usually getting themselves off alone. I don't know about anyone else, but when I MASTURBATE,…

"Now, that first story might not seem to be some huge righteous vengeance,..."

I desperately need this. I went to a Christmas party last night in a charming clean home (despite the fact a 3 year old lives there), full of elegant successful charming people, good food that didn't come from a Mac and cheese box, and what did my toddler do? Grabbed the host's hairbrush and used it to aggressively…

Well shit, I actually do feel better.

I am straight up in love with your daughter. That is the most baller response ever.

This is basically my mother in law, who's idea of female friendship seems to be based on SATC.

I'm now sitting here mentally roladexing through a catalogue of terrible presents. He has upped his game generally speaking, but on our wedding day he surprised me with a keyring and a pair of adidas.

For real, a man makes films that were revolutionary for their time and wins many awards for his work, but he has sex with one 13 year old girl and suddenly he's the worst living person in the world. Women are supposedly just as strong as men, but suddenly they need to be protected when older men want to give them…

Outsourcing spider relocation and trash removal.

What I read from this: women are more likely to seek self-realization through a male partner's experience. This is of course partly because we socialize men to downplay emotion, and to be those "rugged individuals" of masculine yore. But also because all of us are socialized to identify with men as neutral…