Mel Gibson, 1985. I remember walking into a convenience store with my hot teenage babysitter (I was 10, she was probably a worldly 15) and she said, "Ok, Mel Gibson is NOT the sexiest man alive."

And look at those asymmetrically colored irises in that pic. All blue and brown and not matchy. Ugh, 2/10 would not bang.

You know the choices are bad when Adam Levine starts to seem like marriage material.

I'd like to see Jesse Williams in there, too. Actually, there are a lot...

wait kate

It is not Most Talented Man Alive.

This entire list is invalid.

OMG THIS!!! Every time I look at myself in a dressing room mirror at Macy's I look like a 100 year old meth addict. It's like they don't want you to buy their stuff.

Why don't they just invest in fucking better lighting. I have not bought so many things from stores because the terrible overhead florescent lighting was washing me out and making me look terrible and I couldn't get an accurate impression of the item.

THIS. SO MUCH THIS. CLASSIC.

He just wants us to ponder this momentous question: What would Jesus buy? It really makes you think.

exactly. they were great record keepers but there is no documented evidence of jesus existing. none. don't take my word for it, check it out yourself.

God did that on purpose, to test people's faith. Just like he buried dinosaur bones in Nevada to figure out who the true believers are.

i know. i just wanted to to point it out for those that are under the belief that jesus was a real person. I know a lot of atheists that still think he was an actual, historical figure. it's frustrating. otherwise, i completely agree with you.

It reminds me...the other year I gave to different charities at Christmas for my Christmas card people and wrote it in their cards. But I didn't do it for the people who are really religious because I knew they wouldn't really like it or "get" it. It's interesting. I guess people at my former church give plenty for…

and can i just point out that we have no evidence, zero, nada, zilch, that Jesus was even actually a real person?

I'm still not convinced Pythagoras was wrong.

Don't take this the wrong way, but as someone who gets oily after about 12 hours, and who will sometimes spend a long weekend not washing in the hopes it will calm the hell down later, which does not happen...I fucking hate you.

NEVER GET RID OF A WHITE STREAK!!!!

Don't brush your curly hair. EVER. Keep those curls the way they are supposed to be!!