Go as an engorged tick!

Has anyone noticed that going through a break up is like taking a crazy pill? I recently went through one that was a little brutal and essentially had to find my own closure—no conversations after it happened. I'm facepalming thinking about how many emails I sent trying to get the ex back, even after I was told to…

You were going to kick an animal!? What the hell is the matter with you? Asshole.

I really hope that was written in your sarcasm font...

I think it's okay to have a preference for dicks that are not small and further I don't really give a rat's what your penis thinks about small boobs or the fact that this was posted on Jez and there is no counterpart about gaping vaginas. Women are told by everyone and their mother both directly and indirectly that…

Nobody cares about your (tiny) stupid boner.

the actual condition is somewhat rare (about 1 out of 200 men, said Dr. Alukal)

I don't think it's totally unreasonable to be nervous about handing your weeks-old baby to a babysitter you had to find within a week, though.

*Sigh*

They're music

Speaking of them being oblivious/lying like that, apparently the lead singer has the number '14' tattooed on her wrist. '14' tattoos are used by a lot of white supremacists referring to 14 words of some saying by a neo-Nazi leader. The member of Lady Antebellum says her tattoo represents the age gap being her & her…

I guess the first question would be "why did they name their band that?"

In Hawaii, and amongst my Native and American Indian friends, we don't call it "Columbus Day," we call it Invasion Day.

Can we discuss the country band called "Lady Antebellum"?

...with the ease of a hummingbird relishing a pastoral bloom

Such, SUCH bullshit. When we say something, we are told we don't mean it. When we are raped, we are asked if we said "no". How can it matter, if "no" means "yes"? If I say "yes," and a man has sex with me, does that mean he raped me because I meant "no" because of the code? The mind boggles.

This was in a textbook, you guys. Not a Chive article. A TEXTBOOK.

No, I meant the girlfriend/fiancee/wife as The Nag — the woman who Bothers Men Into Doing Stuff, none of which is ever fun. Can't do anything fun when SHE'S around. The buzzkill.

those skills aren't valued by girls in my pool. Nor is being respectful to women.

You don't think that, maybe, MAYBE, when lots of women seem to have the same problem, you could listen to them, and realize that your personal anecdote doesn't disprove anything? My fiancé is essentially the housekeeper and the grocery shopper in our home, because I work a lot more hours than he does. He does a great…