"walk four miles in 12 degree weather"

Julia Roberts?

Next to the word vulgarian in the dictionary is an 8x10 color glossy of Kim Kardashian.

The funniest thing about the Kim Kardashian ring picture is that Wiz Khalifa commented and said something like "my girl's ring is bigger than yours." Oh, celebrities.

Oh my god get that ring out of that baby's hand before she puts it in her mouth! That' rock is perfectly trachea-sized.

Here, right here. Only it's less "nothing new" than "I have no idea what's going on with my life."

"cock-blocktopus"

Why did I have to go to Wikipedia? Why.

As much as I feel for him, as well as anyone else who has been harmed, maimed, killed, or psychologically scarred by Fraternity or Sorority hazing, one fact remains that, in almost all cases, supersedes everything else: voluntary rushing.

Oooooh, I really like your Gale suggestion. And this Robert dude creeps me out no matter the role, because I binge watched Prison Break at one point and he's a bad mama jama.

My personal opinion.

Self-inflicted horror: last year, I shotgunned like 8 deviled eggs that my mom had out as appetizers because...I JUST...DID, OKAY? And just when we sat down to eat dinner—at a table full of hot, real, mayo-free food!—my intestines exploded, and I spent the rest of the evening on the toilet doing gross stuff. I felt…

Is anyone confused about what is on her head? Hair? Hat? Headband?

Anybody else see the headline and thought we were talking menstruation, or just me?

Tinier Robin and I was DONE.

I thought the same thing. To be clear, she deserved none of this. However, I don't think it is appropriate to read 50 Shades of Grey at work, even on a break. I wouldn't be comfortable sitting in the employee lounge while someone was reading a Playboy or something. It's just not professional. Once again, this is all…

The best tip I ever got: cut your false lashes in half. Size it like normal, trim off the excess, then when it is the appropriate length for your eye (it should be about 3/4 of the length of your lid; you don't want it too close to the inner corner) cut it in half. Apply each piece separately and it is way, way easier…

So, I have long lashes but I love the look of falsies. I am also TERRIBLE with makeup beyond a beginner level. I need remedial makeup classes or something. I can handle eyeliner (though not liquid and not cat eyes. Yikes. Not good) and your basic curl and mascara on lashes. Eyes are the only thing I bother putting…

I'm 24 and today I had the horrifying experience of discovering my first gray armpit hairs. Obviously I shaved them off IMMEDIATELY but the damage was done. I am basically the crypt keeper.