Agreed, and I’d go so far as to say that I think Elden Ring has killed my overall desire to play video games anymore. No game has come even remotely close since. I’ve kept playing, but I can’t bring myself to return to Elden Ring after 5 playthroughs, I’m also not interested in getting my ass handed to me in PvP, and…

Garrett had 8c7c, so an open-ended straight flush draw, plus he could catch an 8 or 7 to win. Any club, 6,7,8,J for the win. The only way a decent pro could call all in, for $125k, in a pot that only has something like $30k in it, would be if they already had a full house. Garrett, being a pro, knows that she doesn’t…

Yeah this looks like a reskinned Dishonored, and while I loved that game, I thought, ‘Man I don’t know if I have time for this.’ But if the loop is shorter then hopefully I can enjoy it in short bursts and still scratch that Corvo itch.

Wasn’t Cheadle the original Iron Man sidekick?

The Millers have eyes...

This is how I feel about Sandman, and haven’t gotten past the 2nd episode. But I’m still hopeful for HoD. It doesn’t have to be funny as long as it’s good.

But her fingers! She’s hiding something!

But why is Alicent nervously ripping her fingers apart? She’s stressed, like she’s hiding something.

This fantastic article, and the amazing comments, remind me of the good old days of the AV Club. Thanks!

First of all, you make me want to change my user name to CharacterZeroCloser. Secondly, with all this craziness dialed up to 11, maybe if a mother dies in childbirth, the baby should be charged with involuntary manslaughter. Why not?

I accidentally put the game down to eat dinner, without pausing or saving, and when I came back I realized I had starved 10 of 12 followers to death. The other two were super pissed.

So, if a mother dies during childbirth, and the baby survives, will it be charged with involuntary manslaughter?

Whoa that just blew my mind a little.

Nitpicker. It took me out of the movie for a minute, even though I didn’t care.

Yeah but you’d think there’d be some kind of breach of contract on his end, that he’s clearly breached multiple times by now, jeopardizing the movie and its profits, which should allow the producers to do whatever they can to salvage this hot mess, including recasting and/or deepfakes. I guess we’ll find out.

In the opening scene the dog is constantly distracted, looking past the camera, presumably at all of the crew, or a handler, who are trying to get it to not do exactly that. It’s a long tracking scene, too, one I assume they didn’t want to reshoot a bunch of times if possible. So, yeah, she kinda broke the wall, but…

Can anyone explain why a simple visit to Taiwan from one US politician is being viewed as so openly hostile towards China?

It does beg the question, but it’s also irrelevant.

I’m surprised Michael Jackson gave permission for I’m Fat.

Thanks for the validation. I’d get into it further, but I want to see if anybody comes to the same conclusions as I did. Now if only I can convince anyone else to see it. First time ever my wife and I went to the movies together but saw different films. Nothing against Downton Abbey...