As much as I loved this movie growing up, I’m pretty sure the only reason I’d rewatch Splash is to see Darryl Hannah’s lovely booty and hide my boner from my wife just like I hid it from my parents back in the day. 

Wow that’s dirty. Why am I surprised?

Found a panini maker in my kitchen while doing our obligatory quarantine cleaning, and hot damn that is one easy way to spice up a turkey sandwich!

Before shit hit the fan my wife took a job out of state, and I’d play so much Minecraft in my time off it was stupid, and so much fun. Now she’s home, working remotely, and as nice as it is to have her back, it seems like her daily personal goal to keep me away from Minecraft however possible. I miss it, so now I have…

Same here. Price of admission I guess. She let me know she wasn’t into it early on, yet I remained hopeful until I eventually realized it’s just not gonna happen. Sad trombone.

Welp, whether he meant it or not, you know this guy is just sitting back and laughing at all the responses he got out of such a short and stupid comment.

I’m getting the feeling, based on the RuPaul fracking comment, that this whole article is to be taken tongue in cheek. Like, this is the worst dirt one can come up with on Hollywood’s cutest power couple?? Free rent for their tenants???

Somehow, as a straight white middle-aged man, PR was my sole surviving reality TV guilty pleasure. Very curious to see how this turns out. Love Tim’s poker face when he’s visiting the designers!

And how many of those are from U.S. senators? Also, he did it twice, so it’s not even a typo at that point. Clearly, this is how he believes it is spelled.

I like this idea too, since my backlog is too long and I kinda just want to take in the beautiful scenery of this game. If I love it I’ll go again on hard.

It does for Maury Povich.

I’ve had it cued up for over a week now. I love how they let you download it early.

Very excited for the Outsider season finale. I binged the hell out of the season up until this point. My kind of show!

Started HBO’s The Outsider last night. It drew me right in. I’m digging Jason Bateman’s darker roles.

We’d do that but instead of punching we’d push hard under the sternum, up against a wall. It worked well.

Looks aside, St. Vincent is leagues ahead of anything Alanis could ever dream of putting out. 

People call her the David Bowie of our generation. A musical chameleon unlike any other contemporary female musician, and she rips on guitar. Check her out, please!

As much as I love St. Vincent she’s not that popular. Try making something people want to watch and see what happens.

Have you seen her videos? Or her stage performances?? There is a lot more to St. Vincent than her music alone. Honestly, to think that an artist should only specialize in one medium is ignorant. Personally, I’d gobble up anything she produces, no matter what form it takes.

Gonna be that guy. The first word is a typo.